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>>c178406

So I was dating this 1 girl on and off for about 5 years. Broke up with her several times but did genuinely care about her. She was a good girl just stupid as fuck (they all are). We always ended up back together because we missed each other. Since I had spent all this time house training her, she had evolved to almost normal human levels of intellect. She could flush toilets, use the garbage bin correctly, even close the front door properly. Stuff that's really unthinkable for most Thai girls.

I had to go to the Philippines for a period so I could come back, for visa reasons (this is a whole other horrible story), and decided that I should just marry this girl when I come back. I'm never getting rid of her anyway, and whatever other reasoning I came to in my head. I just need to get back and surprise her by proposing to her.

Went back home to Thailand a few days earlier to surprise my girl. Got detained at the airport when I landed in Thailand, interrogated for hours because they didn't like my passport. "At least I'll never have to deal with this again once I marry my girl." After politely talking to the immigration guys for hours, they ended up letting me go, I was the only one that didn't get sent home. The other guys they got were mostly Asian and rude, so they Fd themselves over.

Its now late at night, got back to my room, opened up facebook to message my girl, realized that she had already broken up with me via a vague facebook post I saw by random luck. "What the fuck. Did not see that coming, lol".

I guess I just waiting a couple of weeks too long.

Fast forward a few months and she's already married to some British guy, probably some relative of giggles, that's even fatter then me. I think she had a type.

replied on Butthole Thursday · 2 months ago