Barret’s Comments

Bono even made it even easier to delete comments. An accidental touch of a button is enough. Pretty sure there used to be a yes/no option.

Opsie.

Test

Stupid txchubby

Actually could explain.

Doesn't explain.

I'm insulting them. No need to explain Captain megaObvious.

I want to be a good person and a valued member of society.

But I don't wanna end up like you guys....

I kinda get this joke, but not really.

Are you saying HuffingtonPost is as gay as a big black cock? I don't know.... too many giggles jokes.

Why don't you sit and look at this for a while giggles, so you don't have to disturb us.

http://penisenlargementreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/get-a-bigger-penis.png

* Barret dangles a cutout of CB's penis

Yup, still likes sucking dick.

Test comment because giggles is a fat gay faggot.

Me too, I'm surprised they can tell I'm not Thai.

Yeah that was a joke. Everyone still knows me as Mac. Although they get that wrong too and say Max. Max sounds like some kind of fat plumber or electrician, so its half accurate I guess.

That guy replied that it was ok to be a casual gamer, but you should not expect to be taken seriously. lol Told him that I don't reply to virgins with anime profiles.

Guys that speak a little Thai tell me that they often hear Thai's insult them in Thai when they don't think you understand. Stuff like stupid falang or buffallo. Makes me wanna learn Thai when I get home. Yeah we are trash to them.

It gets kind of awkward when they give you that look.

You should see me on the Thai groups im in, I had to privatize my face to avoid getting kicked out of clubs/go go bars. Arguing with the owners and shit. I swear EVERYONE is an asshole here. The girls, management, owners, customers, the cops, street vendors, uglies at the desk in 7/11.

YET, I'm still dreading going back to the civilized western world. You can't even mention to people that you have been in Thailand, certainly not living there for one year. Some people's first reaction to hearing that I visited for 2 months last year was "Isn't that where all the pedos go?". Wtf... Fucking social justice country.

Thanks for coming up with my fake name by the way. It comes in handy in so many ways.

For anyone wondering, my fake name that MD came up with is Fritjoff.

* Barret gropes the waitress

"wat diss? wat diss?"

You might be on to something, its been like a steady development for a couple of years, but it really let loose since living here. I'm rude to people too, get into fights (using the word fight loosely), verbally and physically. Maybe its just a side-effect of being around humans.

Was with a German friend (yeah i found my own seagull) at a strip club the other week, and he pointed out after we left, that he laughs his ass off because I keep making sarcastic jokes to the girls, but they don't understand my humour because Thais don't understand sarcasm. I had to think about it.... Did I make sarcastic jokes? I don't even remember making ANY jokes. But yeah, surely enough, I do almost nothing but make sarcastic jokes and being dismissive, because I had enough of pushy Thai girls and I'm just looking to have fun. Its like there's no off button.

Its second nature now...

Why is it called second nature? Shouldn't it be first nature?

Feels more like first nature.

Imagine that you had to scroll long time before getting to the Good.

Fuck Bono with his linebreaks up his cancer infested rectum.

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I tried to get a bandanna and ended up having to buy a tablecloth.

Haha. They do! (When they know the cops are about) Helmets don't fit me because my head is huge. Been looking to buy a straw hat or something here for a year and can't find one that fits me.