The reason for visors and facemasks

They prevent high-impact protein delivery

Mucho User truckerhatjones
Submitted on Jun 10, 2018WTF
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The reason for visors and facemasks
Tags:mosquitosmosquitoesmotorcycle helmetsbig fat lips for a white guy

13 Comments

  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Nope this an UUDOODY turn. Fucking mosquito.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Do you suppose his lips always look like that? His face looks purple and swollen.

    How much would a small bug hurt at 60 MPH? Is it enhanced by wind chill?

    Scooterfags help me! Giggles! Woody!

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    When I was a kid, my forehead smacked a bumblebee going 40+

    My Kawasaki and my brain were one fortunate, soft dirtpile away from being totalled

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why I try to wear sunglasses when going on the motorbike taxi. People think it looks stupid when its dark outside, but they don't know....

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Haha. They do! (When they know the cops are about) Helmets don't fit me because my head is huge. Been looking to buy a straw hat or something here for a year and can't find one that fits me.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I tried to get a bandanna and ended up having to buy a tablecloth.

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