The reason for visors and facemasks

They prevent high-impact protein delivery

Points: 16

by truckerhatjones

Submitted on Jun 10, 2018

WTF

Tags: mosquitos mosquitoes motorcycle helmets big fat lips for a white guy
13 comments

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  Rooster65

  Nope this an UUDOODY turn. Fucking mosquito.

  
  

  #18046
  

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  Rooster65

  Suprise SGT. THJ. LOL

  
  

  #33702
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Man, fuckin' what?

  
  

  #33705
  

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  Rooster65

  The Dude abides sunglasses at night.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  too bad they all weren't June Bugs

  
  

  #18048
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  or geese......

  
  

  #33737
  

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  Bono

  Or AIDS needles

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Do you suppose his lips always look like that? His face looks purple and swollen.

  How much would a small bug hurt at 60 MPH? Is it enhanced by wind chill?

  Scooterfags help me! Giggles! Woody!

  
  

  #18060
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  When I was a kid, my forehead smacked a bumblebee going 40+

  My Kawasaki and my brain were one fortunate, soft dirtpile away from being totalled

  
  

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  Barret

  Why I try to wear sunglasses when going on the motorbike taxi. People think it looks stupid when its dark outside, but they don't know....

  
  

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  makodragon

  They should really give you a helmet.

  
  

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  Barret

  Haha. They do! (When they know the cops are about) Helmets don't fit me because my head is huge. Been looking to buy a straw hat or something here for a year and can't find one that fits me.

  
  

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  Barret

  I tried to get a bandanna and ended up having to buy a tablecloth.

  
  

  #33781