caterpillars gone wild
Trudeau's eyebrows fall off at G7
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makodragon
Rooster, it's time to start reading your own comments while asking yourself: Am I making the slightest bit of sense?Before you hit submit, please.
Also, firsting is for faggot, even if you try to cover up your firsting with gibberish. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU, CHICKEN TITS!
Barret
Man you people have ruined me. I find myself being a complete asshole no matter where I go on the internet now, worse so then on Mucho. Even in real life I've become an asshole... Even when I go on Facebook I find myself getting into arguments with hookers and even real people from all around the world.
makodragon
Hookers are probably one of the most argumentative people because they don't need to be 'right', they can solve all of their problems by charging for use of the vagina.
Barret
Soon as i hit the comment button, I realized Mucho has ruined my online social life for good.
makodragon
I get, it now, you're probably just taking precautions to not reveal your own identity. Entirely selfish. Total arsehole level reached.
Barret
Awh shit, Mr.Edge is here. Better put on disinfectant right away. Don't want those cuts to get infected.
makodragon
You need to let loose bro. Nobody really gives a shit. And if they do, you have discovered who the arseholes are.
makodragon
I really did run off Rooster.Next stop, shouting out "You're all gonna die virgins!" at the children's cancer ward.
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makodragon
Dude, I don't think it's mucho fucking you up, it's being in Thailand and dealing with nobody but hookers. Nobody who might make a nice gesture towards you just for being a mate. Not mucho bro.
Barret
Its second nature now...Why is it called second nature? Shouldn't it be first nature?
Feels more like first nature.
makodragon
I should think it's probably because you learned to speak properly first, then like a gook second.
Barret
You might be on to something, its been like a steady development for a couple of years, but it really let loose since living here. I'm rude to people too, get into fights (using the word fight loosely), verbally and physically. Maybe its just a side-effect of being around humans.Was with a German friend (yeah i found my own seagull) at a strip club the other week, and he pointed out after we left, that he laughs his ass off because I keep making sarcastic jokes to the girls, but they don't understand my humour because Thais don't understand sarcasm. I had to think about it.... Did I make sarcastic jokes? I don't even remember making ANY jokes. But yeah, surely enough, I do almost nothing but make sarcastic jokes and being dismissive, because I had enough of pushy Thai girls and I'm just looking to have fun. Its like there's no off button.
makodragon
I think it's normal for your situation, yeah. As for the steam thing, I think you were spot on parodying that faggot who answered previously.
Barret
You should see me on the Thai groups im in, I had to privatize my face to avoid getting kicked out of clubs/go go bars. Arguing with the owners and shit. I swear EVERYONE is an asshole here. The girls, management, owners, customers, the cops, street vendors, uglies at the desk in 7/11.YET, I'm still dreading going back to the civilized western world. You can't even mention to people that you have been in Thailand, certainly not living there for one year. Some people's first reaction to hearing that I visited for 2 months last year was "Isn't that where all the pedos go?". Wtf... Fucking social justice country.
Thanks for coming up with my fake name by the way. It comes in handy in so many ways.
For anyone wondering, my fake name that MD came up with is Fritjoff.
makodragon
I don't remember coming up with Fritjoff. Doesn't sound like a me name at all.
makodragon
I think you're forgetting dude, that racism against whites can and does exist.
Barret
Yeah that was a joke. Everyone still knows me as Mac. Although they get that wrong too and say Max. Max sounds like some kind of fat plumber or electrician, so its half accurate I guess.That guy replied that it was ok to be a casual gamer, but you should not expect to be taken seriously. lol Told him that I don't reply to virgins with anime profiles.
Guys that speak a little Thai tell me that they often hear Thai's insult them in Thai when they don't think you understand. Stuff like stupid falang or buffallo. Makes me wanna learn Thai when I get home. Yeah we are trash to them.
makodragon
"Buffallo?"I'd take that as a compliment if anything. Thai's should leave the insults to the professionals like us. Fucking slitty-eyed fucks!
BILLYMAYSHERE
embrace the mean Barret..its the only way to live...FUCK EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
megaFAGGOT
Lots of Muchoers are normal people who only come here to feed the dark side and let off rage