Barret’s Comments
Getting drunk that early is pretty respectable to me.
How is waking up at 5pm and getting drunk at 7pm?
Seeing that comment in recent comments confused me.
Yeah humor is best when its rooted in reality :(
HAHAHAHA
That is the funniest shit ive seen you write that I can remember.
inb4 *ever
Shut up.
I'm not making total sense anymore.
Was some documentary about people on the sex offender list that I saw years ago (I think, or its just all the random stories ive heard), I remember how stupidly easy it was to be put there. All it takes is something dumb like...you're walking home drunk, you gotta take a piss, there's no bathroom, a cop spots you pissing in the park. Now you have committed an indecent act in public, boom, sex offender list 4 lyfe.
Hell, one guy I knew told me one of his friends was put through that when he got home drunk one day, couldn't find the key to his door, so he pissed in his own garden, got busted for it. Total PIGetry.
Can we please just talk about something else, you're putting me in a difficult spot here, or rather, I put myself in one. I'll say one last thing. The whole thing was explained to me in detail a few years ago, and the whole thing was so uneventful and pointless that I didn't care and pretty much forgot most of it, except for what I've hinted to already.
VHS tapes, stuff that is technically illegal but pretty much harmless. Even pissing in a park can get you put on a sex offender list. Don't worry about it.
Whunu agrees with you.
Today, Barret was the GOH...
Great lets do something else now.
Something like that
"The founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video empire was sentenced to community service Wednesday after his company pleaded guilty to federal charges of failing to monitor the ages of the women in its videos.
The company, Mantra Films Inc., also agreed to pay $1.6 million in fines for using drunken 17-year-olds in videos it filmed on Panama City Beach during spring break and for failing to properly label its DVDs and videos as required by federal law."
Stuff like that.
Nah not really, just, don't worry about it.
Turned out some of the girls flashing boobs were slightly under 18 or something...
I believe it was, a GGW VHS, even worse.
VHS is at least 850% more creepy then a DVD.
Bono will get it.
Bamford confirmed for child molestor
Is hatface calling Bam a marsupial?
Opsie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi
I'll just leave this here.
Can't it be both?
That would require more thought then I'm capable of right now.
Also, didn't MD say he was in it for the long haul? Quitter.
Bwahahaha.
Despite barely being able to open my mouth from being sleepy, I somehow laughed, in slow motion.
I mean no u.
Its not been an hour, but that counts as a Muchokill.
Most importantly, fuck this guy for making Barrel live in Florida.
Yeah why don't you go loot at Giggles butthole.