Because i want to be as awesome as JCVD

Classic

Points: 18

by Tigeriger

Submitted on Oct 13, 2018

Celebs

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what in the fuck is this

  
  

  #22984
  

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  Tigeriger

  It’s called a moving picture. A series of pictures differing slightly are played sequentially at a given speed gives the illusion of motion. It was a technique pioneered by English photographer Edward Muggeridge in the 1870’s.

  
  

  #43835
  

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  makodragon

  Dude, can't you appreciate how awesome this is? Van Damme actually performed this stunt. Total badass.

  
  

  #43836
  

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  makodragon

  https://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/11/15/how-volvo-created-the-jean-claude-van-damme-video/

  
  

  #43837
  

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  Tigeriger

  Yup, the guy is a legend.

  
  

  #43838
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Should I feel vindicated?

  
  

  #43839
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  do I gotta join that site to see the full story?

  
  

  #43840
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im betting there was a great deal of camera trickery going on

  
  

  #43841
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  That is some really nice curb appeal

  
  

  #22986
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Upvoted cuz of the chick pissing straight up in the air. Van Dam is a D-bag.

  
  

  #22993
  

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  Barret

  I'm looking forward to the development of this thread.

  
  

  #43854
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  While we're here, squirting isn't real.

  
  

  #43855
  

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  Barret

  Just ask master chief.

  
  

  #43856
  

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  Tigeriger

  Master chief was a squirter ? Who knew.

  
  

  #43857
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I WAS NOT WRONG ABOUT THE HALO THING REEEEEE

  
  

  #43859
  

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  makodragon

  calm down gigaFAGGOT

  
  

  #43861
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  stop bullying niggas

  
  

  #43862
  

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  makodragon

  get fucked

  
  

  #43863
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Bully!

  
  

  #43864
  

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  Rooster65

  Didn't know we had niggas on here to bully.

  
  

  #43866
  

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  Barret

  The important part here is why does Rooster hate The Dam so much?

  
  

  #43867
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  He fucked up street fighter.

  
  

  #43868
  

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  Tigeriger

  But Raul Julia didn’t. Also van Dam gets a pass for bloodsport.

  
  

  #43869
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Leave M.Bison out of this.

  
  

  #43870
  

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  Tigeriger

  Can’t, he Out acted and out cheesed everyone. In a good way.

  
  

  #43871
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Did street fighter end Raul Julia's career?

  
  

  #43872
  

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  Tigeriger

  That was death I think.

  
  

  #43873
  

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  makodragon

  If you don't think Raul Julia as M. Bison was bad casting... you might be retarded

  
  

  #43874
  

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  Tigeriger

  ^this

  
  

  #43875
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I be retarded.

  
  

  #43876
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It was good casting, bad timing

  
  

  #43877
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Yeah, the didn't all look like goku.

  
  

  #43878
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  they even...

  
  

  #43879
  

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  Tigeriger

  Ha haa

  
  

  #43880
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I was more talking about his sickness but yeah

  
  

  #43881
  

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  makodragon

  "they didn't all look like goku"

  Who is this 'they' you are talking about? I was referring to an individual character.

  
  

  #43882
  

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  makodragon

  "they didn't all look like goku"

  Who is this 'they' you are talking about? I was referring to an individual character.

  
  

  #43883
  

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  makodragon

  look at you faggots eating up Oster's shit

  
  

  #43884
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  which didnt look like goku.

  Faggot.

  
  

  #43885
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  don't get upset gigglesdragon.

  
  

  #43886
  

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  Barret

  I have been doing this joke for years already.

  "not enough muscles".

  Come up with your own material zuckers.

  
  

  #43887
  

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  Barret

  Quit riding in my slipspace.

  
  

  #43888
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  hahahahahaha,

  
  

  #43889
  

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  makodragon

  ^dude thinks all my shit looks like goku

  -thinks that's an insult

  
  

  #43890
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  prove me wrong. Basically a type cast "artist".

  
  

  #43891
  

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  makodragon

  I ain't wasting a fucking moment proving shit to you, you dense cunt

  
  

  #43892
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  you did when I asked you to draw characters for my game. Then again you said your art isn't good enough for the hyper realism of my game. Suck my dick.

  
  

  #43893
  

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  makodragon

  you're to cheap to pay for bespoke illustrations. What was it you were gonna pay me? Like $3 a piece? hahahahahaha

  
  

  #43894
  

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  Barret

  https://i.imgur.com/yaSzfyJ.jpg

  
  

  #43895
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  what they are worth. yes.

  
  

  #43896
  

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  Barret

  https://i.imgur.com/Dv8x7U4.jpg

  
  

  #43897
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  fucking squid. hahaha i lost.

  
  

  #43898
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  i am cheap, you are correct. Paying $50.00 for some shit drawings is retarded.

  
  

  #43899
  

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  Barret

  Md made LL hotter then real life LL. Nice one.

  
  

  #43900
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  besides the penis pump nipples.

  
  

  #43901
  

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  makodragon

  the big nipples were the most feminine thing about her

  
  

  #43902
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I hope bird killed her.

  
  

  #43903
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  what's MD's game called

  
  

  #43904
  

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  makodragon

  why? She didn't have no beef with you did she?

  
  

  #43905
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  who doesnt?

  
  

  #43906
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  most discussed. you're welcome.

  
  

  #43907
  

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  makodragon

  most people, because you're not that offensive

  
  

  #43908
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  it's not my nature.

  
  

  #43909
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  your nature is boring

  
  

  #43910
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  At least im not a tea nigger.

  
  

  #43912
  

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  Barret

  He's caught in the middle of all kinds of gay.

  He's not boring enough to be annoying like giggles can pull off.

  Not offensive enough to be a bamford.

  Not funny enough to be...anyone.

  Not random enough to be a drunk rooster.

  Just a lame jackofalltrades. The low level Bard of Mz.

  
  

  #43913
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  ^ basically.

  
  

  #43914
  

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  Barret

  At least if he had some kind of funny nationality, we could pretend he had character traits. Oster please move somewhere.

  
  

  #43915
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  SteelxLiver was more entertain than me. I have no problem being boring.

  
  

  #43916
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  .... Egyptian/Greek isn't funny enough? my blood basically fucks people in the ass and gets fucked in the ass.

  
  

  #43917
  

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  makodragon

  mediterranean faggot

  
  

  #43918
  

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  Barret

  See now we are getting somewhere, you're what, half egyptian?

  
  

  #43919
  

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  Barret

  Ok, from now on, Oster is a Gipsy. Adjust phasers everyone.

  Remember he steals stuff and carries disease.

  
  

  #43920
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  idk. i have some other shit like Itialian dog and german pig. thats about it.

  
  

  #43921
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  GOD DAMN BARRET. I HAVENT BEEN CALLED A GIPSY IN YEARS.

  
  

  #43922
  

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  makodragon

  *gypsy

  You non-commonwealth faggots

  
  

  #43923
  

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  Barret

  I always used to wonder how foreign countries could ignore beggars and homeless so easily, I had never seen a homeless person or beggar before (Scandinavia F YEAH). Then gipsies started showing up and I instantly got it. Fuckin gypsies man...

  
  

  #43924
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  for the record I only have a camel.

  
  

  #43925
  

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  Barret

  Gipsies don't deserve to be spelled correctly. Only half the time.

  
  

  #43926
  

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  Barret

  Damn, 10 seconds too late on steam.

  
  

  #43927
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  what are you trying to buy?

  
  

  #43928
  

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  Barret

  My anal virginity back.

  
  

  #43929
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  yak's a jew.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  And now he's reduced to doing crappy adverts like this and the Coors ones. oh how the mighty have fallen

  
  

  #23046
  

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  makodragon

  That's because faggots keep watching shitty superhero movies featuring actors with no fighting background whatsoever

  
  

  #44073
  

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  makodragon

  REEEEEEEEEE

  
  

  #44074
  

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  Barret

  They should have him play in those movies. All of them.

  Magneto van Damme.

  Dr.Octodam.

  Captain Ameridam.

  
  

  #44075
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  No One Gives A Dam

  
  

  #44076
  

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  Tigeriger

  Great name for your autobiography.

  
  

  #44077
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  sounds like a complete work of fiction

  
  

  #44079
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I'd read it

  
  

  #44080