Occa

Cute drunk bitch edition

Points: 23

by makodragon

Submitted on Oct 13, 2018

Cute

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  Vet

  makodragon

  Fuck, the title didn't autofill correctly

  
  

  #22994
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  TITLE BULLIED

  
  

  #43865
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  ....Occational...drunk chick?

  
  

  #22995
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Orca , land whales

  
  

  #43938
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  I would upvote if I was the one that found her

  
  

  #22996
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  She seems lubed up and ready to go.

  
  

  #22998
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  I'm Bill Cosby and I approve of this sub

  
  

  #22999
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fun, sexy, exploitative... it should have a slot on CBS at 9

  
  

  #23000
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  nice bobs.

  
  

  #23004
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  they sure are

  
  

  #43931
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Aren't they?

  
  

  #43932
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I've had better. These tits are like flat earth. no one likes flat earth.

  
  

  #43933
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  my black eye finally healed. Some cuck hit me with a rock. I dont remember much.

  
  

  #43934
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  You couldn't get better even if you paid for it.... which of course you can't afford unlike the punters who pay you $1 a time to suck cock

  
  

  #43971
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  can anyone translate that.

  
  

  #43988
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  do you back out?

  
  

  #43989
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  and yet makodragon only fucks fat ones

  
  

  #23005
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I would love to kick your fucking head off that shit you call a body.

  
  

  #43935
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  i'll even scooter to your kids and tell them the dead beat dad is dead.

  
  

  #43936
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you couldn't kick the head off a rotten lettuce.

  
  

  #43937
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  try me fuck stick. you're maybe 5'7". I tower over you. I'll fight Barret, MD, and you at the same time and win.

  
  

  #43939
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Barret maybe

  
  

  #43940
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  You will eat the shit out of my ass and beg for god.

  
  

  #43941
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you also have big cajones for a stay-indoors desk dweller

  
  

  #43942
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  im not posting my balls faggot.

  
  

  #43943
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  i really want to fight you. Possibly the easiest fight ive been in.

  
  

  #43944
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  good but at the moment I don't have time to put up with your bravado.

  
  

  #43945
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I doubt you've ever been in a fight faggot

  
  

  #43946
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  time with the kids?

  
  

  #43947
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  then square up pussy. I'll even fly to fagland.

  
  

  #43948
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  i'll dip you harder than your ex wife.

  
  

  #43949
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  big words for such a loser

  
  

  #43950
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  get some pussy.

  
  

  #43951
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Like the dagastan king. I'll ruin you fries.

  
  

  #43952
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Fackin punky1 vs punky2.

  
  

  #43953
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  unlike punky I hold my word close.

  
  

  #43954
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  no words, I will hurt Ian to the best of my ability.

  
  

  #43955
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  send me location.

  
  

  #43956
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  so whats it gonna be you fucking twat?

  
  

  #43959
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Its time to put you money your mouth and get Fucked up big time oster

  
  

  #43960
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I've been in fights before so I know how to handle myself plus I've fought a retard before so I'm battle hardened too

  
  

  #43961
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  so we on. I'll give you $5,000 for beating me. If I win I want $5,000

  
  

  #43962
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  do it pussy.

  
  

  #43963
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  You don't even have 5000 dollars you broke ass fuck

  
  

  #43964
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  try me.

  
  

  #43965
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I'd whoop your ass for free

  
  

  #43966
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  youre too fat and your knees are weak. Sambo till death.

  
  

  #43967
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  what's your wing span? 59 inches?

  
  

  #43968
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Hm, I think its the first time in MZ history that I just scrolled by a thread without reading it. With the exception of some TR comments, never a whole thread.

  Good job.

  
  

  #43969
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  watching dicks?

  
  

  #43970
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  i'll fight anyone one this site. You're a bunch of cowards.

  
  

  #43972
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Barret

  Hm, I think its the first time in MZ history that I just scrolled by a thread without reading it. With the exception of some TR comments, never a whole thread.

  Good job.

  so it wasnt the first time.

  
  

  #43977
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Fries for once in your life be a man. Just because you have a field mouse dick. Dont be a cunt.

  
  

  #43984
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  This banter reminds me of this

  https://youtu.be/-H4wtYsayT4

  
  

  #43986
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Kahbib vs McNugget.

  
  

  #43987
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  You've got a big cock Oster but that's useless in a fight. Stick to being a lover, not a fighter. I'd knock you back into your larval state.

  
  

  #44010
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Kebab *

  
  

  #44011
  

  Noob

  RapeBeard

  Oyster... I'll be your huckleberry. Say WHEN.

  
  

  #50413
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  But what if I want to Greco-Roman rape you?

  
  

  #50416
  

  Vet

  Bono

  You'll get pieced up nigga

  
  

  #50417
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Lololol. You can try.

  
  

  #50418
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I had a Ford Escort too

  
  

  #23006
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Nothing to be proud of

  
  

  #43985
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I always like me a nice pair of drunk occas. Well done MD.

  
  

  #23007
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Can someone interesting or fun come online already?

  
  

  #23009
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  No

  
  

  #43973
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  do I count? compared to Oster, I mean.

  
  

  #43974
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  today I poured my cereal before checking if there was milk....

  
  

  #43975
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  so MD.

  
  

  #43976
  

  Vet

  Barret

  HI MICROFAGGOT IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!

  How was your day? Oh.

  Hate it when that happens.

  I poured too much water in the oriental pot thingy i was making, so i wanted to let it sit a while to let some water evaporate so the consistency would be right. Totally forgot it was there while muchoing and gaming, so let it sit all day. lel.

  We should do this again sometime.

  
  

  #43978
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  I ate it anyway with a bottle of water to chase the dusty sugar bits. High society are we.

  
  

  #43979
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  DID THE WATER TASTE LIKE LADY BOYS

  
  

  #43980
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Should probably go eat the leftovers, its still sitting there...thickening...

  
  

  #43982
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Add a bit of S&P and you should be fine. for being a skinny fuck, I know to make some amazing food.

  
  

  #43983
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Today was a sad day in MZ history.

  
  

  #23011
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  you're next.

  
  

  #43991
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  One by one I will defeat you. All I want is mod.

  
  

  #43993
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Prepare to wait

  
  

  #43994
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Nooooooooooooo

  
  

  #43995
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  wait. what about a challenge? besides eating poop. im no Tom.

  
  

  #43996
  

  Vet

  Barret

  You have to stay on the site and comment regularly for 2 days, given time to sleep and stuff of course, but the hard part is, you gotta not be an annoying faggot.

  
  

  #43997
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  * act like the rest of us and be dull.

  got it

  
  

  #43998
  

  Vet

  Barret

  You lost.

  
  

  #43999
  

  Vet

  Bono

  SO close to earning modhood

  
  

  #44000
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I've accepted that. So close yet so far away.

  
  

  #44001
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS COMING/

  
  

  #44002
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Bono, oster is talking to me in chat, i don't know what to do.... Do I kick him?

  
  

  #44003
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  please.

  
  

  #44004
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  do you hate me the most barret? or are you the "i dont even know of you"kind of person?

  
  

  #44005
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  are you still upset about 187.. how in two days I bested you?

  
  

  #44006
  

  Vet

  Bono

  lol

  
  

  #44007
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  its true.

  
  

  #44008
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I remember that game.

  https://i.imgur.com/QaQldFW.jpg

  
  

  #44009
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  oh cool.

  
  

  #44013