Barret’s Comments
>>c181116
Its really the only way to go
>>c181114
A Trombono
Yeah mine is more like a Barretta
It might appear so.
Was hoping we could just pretend like nothing.
Deserves an upvote when you put it like that
So stileproject somehow still exists, but its nothing but camgirl ads. You can click like "12.000 BDSM vids" and its all camgirls
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How sad
>>c181086
at least someone understands
That's certainly a pineapple. I think.
Sat on my computer for 14 years too
Ok which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBBXDyDublk
No I just didn't want to accidentally entertain the non-jonesers
I was a coinflip away from dead baby joking the whole thread
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teaser: Stevano Segal is about to lay down the smackdown
Anyway. I took the shortcut called The Elevator down, she found me waiting for her at the exit.
After maybe a minute long, very mildly violent confrontation, a couple of plot twists, she runs off.
I later go and collect the CCTV footage of it, thinking that at least I'll have something the boys can laugh at when MZ comes back one day.
When a couple more of my favorites make it back, I shall humiliate myself for you and upload it.
Its times like these I really miss CartersBird. Bono plans to put MZ bumpers at the start/end? of videos, and we'd be competing right now about who could make the best/worst one. I always needed someone like that to compete against to be at my best. Jones Jrob Cartersbird, Tigeriger.
Nice lack of punctuation there Barfag. megaFAGGOT is going to have a field day with this.
Whatever field day means.
So the story goes: I was on my way home after drinking all night and getting into fights, multiple. Had not been this drunk in years. Somehow, and I don't really remember this, a hooker latched on to me and came with me home to my room.
Quickly realizing I was too drunk to actually fuck, which she already knew, she took some cash and left. She even made a fake phonecall where she pretended she ordered a cab and it arrived, then left.
"Hallo, yes this is whore. you are outside right now already!? Okay okay coming right now"
Now if she had simply said, "you're too drunk, can i have some money for a cab and wel'll do this another time?" I would have complied. I always do when something is up. Its better to just pay and get rid of the problem then to get in arguments.
Because she decided to go the sneaky thief route, and I was already thin on patience, I was now fully awake, and went after her. Because she heard me coming in the hallway, she made the decision to take the stairs down instead of the elevator, trying to sneak out through the garage exit If she had waited for the elevator I would have caught her.
Well...
One day you're gonna make it.
You just gotta get almost passed out drunk, then walk by the whore district and see what bites
>>c181058
Its possible
Hahaha, you may be on to something
I hinted at uploading CCTV footage of me throwing a prostitute the other day, no one cared :(
Every time I float some OC by Bono he's like "Barret... with all due respect..."
I'm loosing my touch
People invented the idea that its a harleyquin baby later. Those are terrible, wouldn't have purposely made those my profile, that would be evil even for me.
You ever watch X-Files? There's a particular episode in the first seasons. That's really all there's to it. I wanted to make a profile on Muchosucko and the creature Flukeman came to mind. Sorry disappointing story.
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I only hurt you because i appreciate you