MuchoZucko Test

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Bono
Recent interest from the Pearlamaniacs gave us quite the bump but as you can plainly see we are converting basically no one. A problem of demographics - but also a problem of modern internet culture.
Coming soon, a video bumper in addition to the watermark. (Think of the first 2 seconds of a PornHub video)
And some annoying boxes that pop up for lurkfags asking them to Register. Yes, we will ruin your logged out experience fuck you.
megaFAGGOT
We got three THOUSAND new visitors and the only ones who signed up are the THJ dick suckers? Hahahaha
megaFAGGOT
Turn around and go away if you're reading this, we don't want you or need you, fags
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
what's the story with the sewer monster anyway? didn't mean to derail you but 20 years with a harlequin baby avatar begets questions you see..
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
maybe you explained before. there was an 8 year period of no mz however
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
if an Xfiles monster has a harlequin baby does it just look like a normal dude?
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Barret
Its times like these I really miss CartersBird. Bono plans to put MZ bumpers at the start/end? of videos, and we'd be competing right now about who could make the best/worst one. I always needed someone like that to compete against to be at my best. Jones Jrob Cartersbird, Tigeriger.




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