MuchoZucko Test

Final SEO Sweep

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Sep 24, 2026Meta
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MuchoZucko Test
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10 Comments

  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    OK fellers, hold onto your butts. Switching boxes. SEO tweaked. Registration SES invocation streamlined. Going creative mode to cook up some MZ advertisement ideas and submitting posthaste. Won't know if or when to expect a spike in traffic.

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    #181018
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Recent interest from the Pearlamaniacs gave us quite the bump but as you can plainly see we are converting basically no one. A problem of demographics - but also a problem of modern internet culture.

    Coming soon, a video bumper in addition to the watermark. (Think of the first 2 seconds of a PornHub video)

    And some annoying boxes that pop up for lurkfags asking them to Register. Yes, we will ruin your logged out experience fuck you.

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    #181019
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This pesters lurkers who have navigated to more than 3 posts. Will definitely redesign and refine but the implementation needed to happen.

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    #181020
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    >>c181019

    We got three THOUSAND new visitors and the only ones who signed up are the THJ dick suckers? Hahahaha

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    #181024
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah they see us and don't want to sign up for some reason, don't know why. Something must be wrong with them.

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    #181025
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Turn around and go away if you're reading this, we don't want you or need you, fags

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    #181032
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its ok zuckers, come on in. We don't like him either.

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    #181036