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RepFagUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Sorry....no points for reposts, especially those that are known to be reposts. https://muchozucko.com/3643/Share-with-a-friend
Goodbye Obama, Hello Trump
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Vetmakodragon
I'm not turd psychic like you but I have had one of those shit-plugs a few times. Well satisfying.
VetVetVetmakodragon
nah, I really only have levels of urgency. Sometimes I'm surprised by how liquid my shit was.
VetVetVetVetBarret
You ever have a moment in the morning, where you really gotta shit, but you know the landlord is dropping in any minute, and also the universe will make it so he appears the moment you go to take said shit.
However, if you wait, he will never show up, until you go take that shit
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VetVetVetVetVetVetVetVetmegaFAGGOT
Isn't there a video of his local police strangling a white devil with a paper bag?
VetVetVetBarret
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah but my landlord is also a white devil, so we're on equal footing. I learned year 1 not to rent from locals. They will screw you every time and steal your deposit. They know they can so why not.
Also luckily escaped the bag chokeout despite getting in fights at least once a year, with both locals and other tourists.
It was even not my fault a couple of times.
Vettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
would love to know how a confrontation goes between a Nord and a Redguard
VetVetVetVetVetVetVetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
..shame on you, holding out.. if I had video of me winning a fight against a woman I would post it for yall
unfortunately I keep losing
VetVetBarret
So the story goes: I was on my way home after drinking all night and getting into fights, multiple. Had not been this drunk in years. Somehow, and I don't really remember this, a hooker latched on to me and came with me home to my room.
Quickly realizing I was too drunk to actually fuck, which she already knew, she took some cash and left. She even made a fake phonecall where she pretended she ordered a cab and it arrived, then left.
"Hallo, yes this is whore. you are outside right now already!? Okay okay coming right now"
Now if she had simply said, "you're too drunk, can i have some money for a cab and wel'll do this another time?" I would have complied. I always do when something is up. Its better to just pay and get rid of the problem then to get in arguments.
Because she decided to go the sneaky thief route, and I was already thin on patience, I was now fully awake, and went after her. Because she heard me coming in the hallway, she made the decision to take the stairs down instead of the elevator, trying to sneak out through the garage exit If she had waited for the elevator I would have caught her.
Well...
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Anyway. I took the shortcut called The Elevator down, she found me waiting for her at the exit.
After maybe a minute long, very mildly violent confrontation, a couple of plot twists, she runs off.
I later go and collect the CCTV footage of it, thinking that at least I'll have something the boys can laugh at when MZ comes back one day.
When a couple more of my favorites make it back, I shall humiliate myself for you and upload it.
VetVetmegaFAGGOT
Between this development and the new TR account I don't know how to feel.
VetVetmegaFAGGOT
Why, is there a statute of limitations? Does that concept even exist in mud country?
VetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
I like Barret even though he treats me like a 2nd class citizen
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what other nudnick would lay claim to the vaunted tr_willk alias?
ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS