Human Lard Pagoda
29 Comments
Bono
The motion where they get on the bed looks particularly fake because of how easy and non-impactful it is. But everything else, wow. Brushing against the roll of paper towels makes the loose one flutter, the clock on the wall is persistent and readable... maybe the video is just blurry and "low quality" enough to fool us.
Or maybe it's real and I'm being a megaFAGGOT.
Bono
0:12 realistic paper towel physics
0:15 our first peak at the wall clock
0:19 wall clock persistent and unchanged after big event (laying animation)
What stands out to me other than the fatoid's movement is the fact that nearly everything else in the room is nondescript. Nothing to read, no posters, hardly any distinct medical equipment despite the fact that is clearly meant to be a hospital bed. Maybe it's a special care home for belugas?
I really can't tell if real or AI.
Barret
Much like I can convince you almost anything happened back on old MS, you can convince me almost anything might be AI. The thought didn't occur to me. I THINK its real, but it could be AI I guess. Aren't these medical rooms supposed to be as empty and sterile as possible?
The thing that stood out to me was the discord sound at the end. That was weird and made it sound like the sound was recorded on a PC or something.
Barret
Oh god, this is payback for me tricking everyone into watching every second of that prolapsed STD asshole the other day.
I made everyone stare at that shit so they wouldn't miss anything.
Now I had to look at this fat body and analyze every inch of it several times.
I hate obese women almost more then Indians. Which is probably why MF always triggers me.
BILLYMAYSHERE
whoa whoa whoa.. cool your jets bonerlock... that's exactly what a room at some small community hospital looks like.. that bed is probably reinforced 100mm biz80 plate steel set on granite footings - even this mammoth chunk of flopdump cant manage to collapse it...maybe it's me, but ive seen too many of these 800lb pigs to know that there is a better than 99% chance that this is real
BILLYMAYSHERE
the fuckin frankie siren is the best thing ive seen in 8 days.. since he laughed at that shit video
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
personally never seen a room so cramped and full of shit, if this was a fall risk there is absolutely nothing they could do in a confined area
BILLYMAYSHERE
sure there is.. they could chop that sack up and carry it out in managable chunks.. it would likely die if it fell anyway
BILLYMAYSHERE
bro that's toilet paper..probably that cheap industrial scott paper too.. so easy to see why it would be so free and breezy
Barret
https://x.com/tirajnews/status/2104330248338714860
I almost subbed this then realized its probably AI.
megaFAGGOT
I can check any old thread and you're talking about me... is it because learning new words is too hard?
Barret
Just went on a long expedition to the city. Eating and shopping as usual.
At the end I go into the mall bathroom, the cleaning lady exits and moves out of my way. Seems she just cleaned, its all sparkly and perfect in here.
I do my business, go to wash my hands. Thank god they had water and soap, should have checked that first, you never know...
The tissue is some cheap toilet paper that dissolves into 1000 pieces the moment it touches my wet hands. Even worse then the toilet paper you find in the philippines. I really can't describe it, its like a miracle of science, not sure how that even works but its terrible. "What is this faggot shit!? They can't afford normal fucking tissue!?". In annoyance, I brush off the 1000 pieces of tissues now on my hands, letting it fly all over the sink and floor, its a mess but I don't gaf.
Still wet on my hands but I don't care, I'll use my shirt to get the rest instead. Leave the toilet, and the same cleaning lady enters the toilet as I leave. Uh oh, awkward... I just love making thai women's day hell I guess.


















I am at a loss as to what it is.. except for not long for the world (fingers crossed)