Human Lard Pagoda

I am at a loss as to what it is.. except for not long for the world (fingers crossed)


Submitted on Sep 29, 2026Gross
Points: 6


  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The way it moves is almost certainly AI but I am intrigued by the prospect of a being that large that can glide.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Isn't this how fat people move? I wouldn't know of course

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c181604

    The motion where they get on the bed looks particularly fake because of how easy and non-impactful it is. But everything else, wow. Brushing against the roll of paper towels makes the loose one flutter, the clock on the wall is persistent and readable... maybe the video is just blurry and "low quality" enough to fool us.

    Or maybe it's real and I'm being a megaFAGGOT.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    A timestamp might help, if you can handle that sort of thing

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c181611

    0:12 realistic paper towel physics

    0:15 our first peak at the wall clock

    0:19 wall clock persistent and unchanged after big event (laying animation)

    What stands out to me other than the fatoid's movement is the fact that nearly everything else in the room is nondescript. Nothing to read, no posters, hardly any distinct medical equipment despite the fact that is clearly meant to be a hospital bed. Maybe it's a special care home for belugas?

    I really can't tell if real or AI.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Much like I can convince you almost anything happened back on old MS, you can convince me almost anything might be AI. The thought didn't occur to me. I THINK its real, but it could be AI I guess. Aren't these medical rooms supposed to be as empty and sterile as possible?

    The thing that stood out to me was the discord sound at the end. That was weird and made it sound like the sound was recorded on a PC or something.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c181618

    Sterile? No. But tidy. This place has nothing on the walls, no charts, no nothing. But every desktop is cluttered with nondescript bullshit. Makes me think maybe it's this fatoid's home? Maybe they have special care?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh god, this is payback for me tricking everyone into watching every second of that prolapsed STD asshole the other day.

    I made everyone stare at that shit so they wouldn't miss anything.

    Now I had to look at this fat body and analyze every inch of it several times.

    I hate obese women almost more then Indians. Which is probably why MF always triggers me.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c181619

    I just realized that the addon I used to download YT lately, has a button for downloading it as mp3.

    Never needed to download the video and then manually converting that to MP3. The button was right there.

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