Kirk’s Fuckin Brine Bucket - 2019
This years’ bucket. You are all my bitches. Kudos if you can answer why I put the fruit in the bucket.

110 comments
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Tigeriger
Guessing because you want sugar content you add fruits to add fructose.Also sign faggot.
Tigeriger
More importantly, how many fathoms deep would it need to be to drown the the population of the Middle East?
Tigeriger
amazing The crap ways humans die. You can even fuck up using a vending machine.
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Bono
Hmmm... too early for Christmassy shit but look how cute you arehttps://i.imgur.com/MjVM0Xk.png
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DrGiggles
Personally I find it funny. Bono advertised this site as Sucko's replace and then was whining the other day that it had turned into a male only site. Goal achieved and yet it will never replace the original.
DrGiggles
The onesie wear fuck hasn't even bothered to create a Muchopedia for the site
DrGiggles
no ... I said Muchopedia, there is a difference. Yak had this funny site where he gave a rundown on every notable members foibles. Bono just thinks he has attained Muchoness but he hasn't..... yet
Bono
The original Muchopedia only served to ruin the lives of those who were too bored/prone to become fixated on cyber shit.Unless you want another 200 day edit war with TR_tism
DrGiggles
you want a Mucho style site to ria=al the original then take your thumb out of you ass and make the effort
truckerhatjones the Golden
hey Gigs if you are truly shitfaced... how about you drop trou and give us a littleuser:truckerhatjones does a combination of whistles and nudges
Bono
Record of all site updates:https://muchozucko.com/changelog
Agreed-upon updates (by staff and oldfags) you will be seeing this holiday season:
https://muchozucko.com/suggestions
Bono
Feel free to hit me via the contact tab if you have specific ideas. OR if you just feel like complaining. Because drunk emails are always funny.
DrGiggles
how did i miss that ? other things that are funny is i would never send an email as that's a wasted comment on here (chat is for fags)
Bono
The change log has been here longer than you fuckface, it's at the bottom of every page
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truckerhatjones the Golden
no sign, fake.you probably had a production company make this for you
truckerhatjones the Golden
imo it's much more likely you faked having a bucket to look cool
JamesTKirk
Lol, most of the oldies here know I do this every year. Usually I include a pic of it with my middle finger.
BILLYMAYSHERE
https://i.imgur.com/F0tmeTV.jpg ..I was going to edit this pic and 'get creative' with it but then got lazy
DrGiggles
Billy shut the fuck up. you couldn't make a sub as great as Kirks shit buckets
Bono
The content of the bucket has been edited. Is there something in that Brine that personally identifies him? Because that'd be impressive...
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Bono
You average 14.06 comments per day. At that pace you'll have 100k in just under 17 years!
DrGiggles
i cant do the 'Dik' double-comment thing as i will get banned. i cant do the favourite one letter per comment as that will get me banned too.
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Barret
user:Barret adds Bonos name to the zuckerlist, and scratches him off the lottely list. That's right, lotelly.
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Oster
herbs and spices and fruits etc don't really get past the surface of meats. Smaller molecules like salts and sugars will disperse throughout as they're small enough to 'fit' inside the muscle fibers, but anything flavouring wise just hangs around on the surfaces. So a fruit brine might do something because of the sugars in it, but you might aswell just have a salt sugar brine then use the fruit during the cooking process to get it's flavour across
JamesTKirk
The answer is that the fruit enraged yAK so much I vowed to have it every year until he said sorry. It’s really meaningless because unless you boil your brine there will almost no flavor picked up.
Oster
I personally like to add habenero peppers to mine but thata because im fucking weird.
Barret
Color me impressed. Whatever that means. Sounds racist. Good one Oster, one funny comment and one clever within a 2 week period.
Oster
Thishttps://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/70038/franks-spicy-alabama-onion-beer-chili/
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Oster
Ive been hooked on the last dab hot sauces. XXX is a great flavor but Los calientes ia possibly the best hot sauce ive ever had.
Barret
i think its called a Michelada, the chick at the local mexican place sometimes makes them and give me one for free. I truly don't like beer but those are nice.