UUoody's Life Metaphor Challenge

Generate a little chaos

Points: 26

by UUoody

Submitted on Mar 20, 2018

User Challenges

Tags: uuoody pendulum life metaphor
69 comments

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FredGspotSanford

You have more stains on your sheets than Giggles does

#14333

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

I wondered who would make that reply.

#26834

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FredGspotSanford

I recognized a couple of them

#26842

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Barret

I think I see Jesus in there

#26846

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Tigeriger

Keep on truckin old man.

#14334

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Cigarmann

You could have demonstrated this with your saggy balls.....

#14338

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FredGspotSanford

The kept hitting the floor

#26832

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

That's my street corner performance art.

#26836

Zucker

T0llb00thwillie

So your added feature in life was crack cocaine?

#14339

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FredGspotSanford

With a dash a tranny crack

#26833

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

What ever makes the flip flop go wig wag.

#26835

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CartersBird

That was only kinda awesome.

#14347

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CartersBird

How the fuck am I supposed to build a life metaphor machine?

#14348

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Barret

First part of the challenge is to make it to 70 I guess.

Only then will you know.

#26847

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Barret

That's not really how you do a green screen.

#14350

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CartersBird

Lol

#26848

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Bono

I'll try to find a way to build a machine where your tacky Persian fuckface ex-boss files a false criminal complaint to get you expelled from a government building and ruin the next year and a half of your life

#14351

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Bono

I'll need lots of rubber bands

#26850

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Barret

I read that as tacky persian truckdriver for some reason.

#26851

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

I have the time and a mechanical engineering degree.......let's make it a father/son science project. :)

#26880

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Bono

Uuoody remind me to tell you the story of the Physics Olympics someday

#26881

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

I wait with abated breath.

#26894

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Barret

Bono already made MZ so he's ahead of the game.

#14352

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Bono

Nmk

#26852

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Barret

Nmk?

What's the matter lassie? Is Namek exploding again?

#26853

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Bono

Honestly I'm working on 4 different things that need to release at the same time

#26854

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Bono

3 of them will turn MZ into Mucho Prime

#26855

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Bono

The 4th will truly turn me into yak

#26856

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megaFAGGOT

you're going to grow a beard and start putting viruses on your website?

#26857

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makodragon

I'd love to see Bono try to grow a beard. His face would look like a chink's arsehole.

#26858

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Barret

So he's making pro with 3 kinds of features.

The imagination runs wild.

#26859

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megaFAGGOT

it sounds weird but I have faith in the squirrelly fucker to make MZ way less jewey

#26860

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Bono

At most 25% as jewey

#26863

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Barret

I wonder how many of those features happened.

#43957

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Barret

So is the challenge to....build something? Do something to change life and make it unpredictable?

user:Barret looks around and feels his work is done

#14354

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

I think living in Thailand, you have added more than enough chaos to meet the challenge. Way to go, dude.

#26895

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Barret

Only 3 months left until I gotta go back to civilized lands, feels like going back to jail.

#26908

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Bono

The West beckons!

#26912

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Barret

Woody is a charismatic old lady.

#14355

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megaFAGGOT

woody is your dad's dad

#26861

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

.....or mum

#26888

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megaFAGGOT

Hey Woody are you an engineer or something? You seem badass like that

#14356

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

Yes....BSME 1965 Of course back then it was all about steam engines.

#26882

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Rooster65

Tranny pendulum.

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

https://i.imgur.com/gZHrRUh.png

or

https://i.imgur.com/O8n6JZ9.jpg

#26887

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Barret

HAHA the social pendulum

#43958

Zucker

bamford

make me one grampa!!

#14371

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

You can come play with mine anytime. Really, I attached it to a lally column in my workshop so I can give it a flip each time I walk by. I figure it will give me something to do while waiting to die. ;)

#26883

Zucker

bamford

i can't tell if you have a sardonic sense of humor or if you are calling us for help.

#26889

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog

Life, as most people know isn't real. It turns out that no matter what you do, in the long term, it just doesn't matter. So just keep busy, have fun, and pass the time until you cease to exist. I vote for sardonic.

#26890

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Barret

Sardonic sounds tasty.

#26907

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truckerhatjones the Golden

sounds like a fish... no wonder you wanna eat it you fucking down syndrome viking

#27029

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Barret

Good. You got the joke Whunu.

#27032

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truckerhatjones the Golden

there is no way you thought a joke as specific as Norniggers liking fish was that obvious

#27042

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truckerhatjones the Golden

call me whunu again and i'll start over explaining every joke you make, telling you why my version is funnier because i spent ___ years as a professional truck driving entymologist lawyer

#27043

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truckerhatjones the Golden

also i'll stop showering

#27044

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truckerhatjones the Golden

it will be like he never left.

#27045

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Barret

I can't do puns, but I do recognize words. Sometimes.

Find, you win this one....but it will not be forgotten.

#27046

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Barret

lol, find.

FINE.

#27048

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Barret

Now I remember how much I don't miss that guy and his math skills.

#27053

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truckerhatjones the Golden

you miss 0,3% of him

#27056

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Bono

I remember that discussion... holy fuck

#27144

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Bono

I wouldn't relive it for 1.000.000 dollars

#27145

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FredGspotSanford

Big Spender

#27146