Mister Bubble Wrap

Pop....Pop....Pop....Pop....Pop....Pop....

Points: 18

by UUoody

Submitted on Sep 14, 2019

Gross

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Momma told him not to play with toads.

  
  

  #34785
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  He must be dating the angry trannies in Barretland

  
  

  #34787
  

  Vet

  Barret

  So THAT'S the boyfriend she was gonna send to kill me!

  I'm not impressed-

  
  

  #71016
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Barret is obsessed with trannies. Probably has a hard drive full of tranny porn

  
  

  #71321
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Its only like 100gb, but that's not even 10% of the porn collection, hardly an obsession noob.

  
  

  #71669
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Ok I'm throwing my bacon crisps out.

  
  

  #34792
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Looks like peanut brittle to me

  
  

  #71042
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  someone get a cheese grater

  
  

  #34800
  

  Vet

  Barret

  cheesy muchokill

  
  

  #71046
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Straight Razor *

  
  

  #71049
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  I often fantasize about holding a flat edged object against skin like this and pulling down... sering how many pop off.

  
  

  #71050
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Interesting...

  
  

  #71093
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Id let you wax my balls.

  
  

  #71094
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Inb4 waxedballs

  
  

  #71095
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I would like to use a needle head and pop each one.. assuming they're poppable. If not the straight razor is a solid choice

  
  

  #71322
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  How about popping that gigantic pimple you call a head instead?

  
  

  #71382
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CUNT

  I'm not a doctor but I'd say he's got some sorta skin disease. In fact I'd go a step further and say you should all go and kill yourselves.

  
  

  #34807
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  You're not from the USA I gathered from one of your other comments. Are you an English fag? Enjoy your tea and crumpets?

  
  

  #71323
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  A name like that and I'm guessing Aussie.

  
  

  #71326
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  European piece of s***.

  
  

  #71329
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  I'll give you both a clue as you're retarded... What language you speaking?

  
  

  #71333
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Nogger

  
  

  #71336
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Worse than nigger. Noggers breed more flies.

  True story.

  
  

  #71337
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Englishmen use the word "cunt" all the time. British culture is garbage with no memorable traits except being pompous with shitty food and royalty that does nothing

  
  

  #71361
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  You cunt

  
  

  #71386
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Here I saved this for when I was good and stoned for a team pus post but there was no puss or popping

  
  

  #34808
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  User: Flashgordon sighs and upvotes anyway

  
  

  #71059
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Holy fuck this place is a ghost town lately

  
  

  #34809
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Sundays are always like, graveyard shift. I'm not usually on during weekends myself. Trying to live a healthy life. But then sometimes I do blow, so that all goes out the window.

  
  

  #71060
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Hahahahaha blow isnt bad in moderation.

  
  

  #71065
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  *suck

  
  

  #71069
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  +ing*

  
  

  #71071
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Is there really any such thing as moderation when it comes to blo? I mean... A couple fat rails every hour isn't bad I guess

  
  

  #71072
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I like to enjoy blow once a year. Halloween is snow day.

  
  

  #71073
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Ahh. I like doing it on Christmas and New Years. I haven't found a decent plug here for it in ages though

  
  

  #71083
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Word. I wanna get some mushrooms.

  
  

  #71087
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Oh fuck yeah mushies sound good right about now. That's a once or twice a year thing for me

  
  

  #71090
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I was wrong sometimes suicide is a good choice.

  
  

  #34942
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  https://youtu.be/SCK1J10MH7k

  
  

  #71341
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Squat

  Moguls

  
  

  #34982
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Do you squat when you pee

  
  

  #71381
  

  Noob

  Squat

  Are you hitting on me?

  
  

  #71384
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Welcome squatface.

  
  

  #71389
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  *will cum

  
  

  #71390
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Well looky here.

  Get comfy squat.

  
  

  #71391
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Squate*

  
  

  #71392
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Wash your own windscreen before you wash somebody else's

  
  

  #71393
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Use a penis pump before you visit a lot lizard

  
  

  #71397
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Sorry, I don't own a lorry.

  
  

  #71398
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Wow, you already know what a lorry is. You totally own a penis pump. Confirmed.

  
  

  #71399
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  It's not helping him.

  
  

  #71407
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Because I know what a lorry is that means I own a penis pump?

  
  

  #71415
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Love your line of thinking

  
  

  #71416
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Stfu.

  
  

  #71418
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  You just love the thought of dick.

  
  

  #71571
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  So sad

  
  

  #71581