Pays to be first

She makes her own gravy

Points: 8

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Sep 4, 2019

Funny

Tags: hooker creampie slag mayo bloodfart train
12 comments

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  if you aint first, you're last, Ricky Bobby

  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  Lol @ bloodfart.. But where's the cock JS????

  
  

  #34364
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Getting ready for round three

  
  

  #70178
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Jonesing for some cock I see Mick

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  if its oozing red probably best not to be first even

  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  If its red it's probably period blood so why not be first.

  Oh yeah that's right....

  
  

  #70186
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Hah giggles is gay

  
  

  #70187
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Or it could be the herps

  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Yeah I'm pretty sure the herps don't bleed, they itch. Unless she has a vd or immune disorder a little blood on the cock hurts no one.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  which is probably what the first Aids victim said

  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Everyone knows the American government spread that around and tried saying it came from sticking your cock in some ones ass. You sure you don't have aids?

  After all you do take cock in your asshole

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  When a gang of Indians pick up a lady at the beach and share her.

  
  

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