Let's Save Jesus!
Guy thinks it's real
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VetBarret
Well, went to the doc today, found out my blood pressure was up again, 210/130+, a new personal best. She wanted to put me in the hospital and almost started crying, then called in another doctor to try and convince me to put myself in. But... I'll be busy for the next few days so fuck that. Internet time will be spotty.In 3 days I'll either be enjoying the sun in Paradise again, or hell, either way, Hah, Giggles is gay.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
Holy fuck man, take yourself to the hospital.In the meantime I won't mind taking over your admin duties.
ZuckerDrGiggles
FlashGordon as admin ?? fuck that. Barret I besiege and beg you to get yourself sorted. also im surprised your head has popped like a cork with pressure like that. Do some exercise
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VetFredGspotSanford
he's been downgraded to a tropical storm and then....https://youtu.be/Wn_iz8z2AGw
VetFredGspotSanford
this explains the bp readinghttp://www.xvideos.com/video35412417/sexy_tranny_nurse_riding_patients_big_dick_after_fellatio
VetBarret
The thing that truly frightens me is giggles seemingly being nice. I hope its just because he doesn't want Flash as a mod.
ZuckerMick420
Its someone's birthday this week....fuck yeah!!!! ( having a job immobilises my fckn whatever glad it is, to enjoy life everyday)..I love you $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…And I'm still , the sexiest non dole bludgun cunt here...so..get a beer in ya , stay away from cock! That leads to disease and suicide...
VetBarret
Update :Made it in one piece. Started nose bleeding on the airplane when we did the dive before landing, because of the pressure I guess, that made me nervous but it stopped eventually, so that must mean I'm healthy now.
The condo I'm staying at is so new that no one even lived in this room before, the mattress was still wrapped in plastic and cardboard. Of course the fuckin Thais would put the bedsheets and stuff on it with the wrapping intact.
That's because they are so poor that they never actually saw a new mattress before.
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VetBarret
Hardly any people even live here, I seem to have the entire place to myself, I'm basically the Caesar of this tiny Roman empire. Pool all to myself all day!https://i.imgur.com/qLwEVEQ.jpg
VetBarret
A whole shanty town of servants outside to worship me. A Caesar is nothing without his followers.https://i.imgur.com/1MWYoldr.jpg
VetBarret
I should start throwing paper planes with 20 baht bills down on the shanty town to see if they will fight over them...
ZuckerMick420
If you drive them safely, save there ass from time to time, they charge zero, and supply decent drugs.
ZuckerMick420
No matter how fugly you are mymakoretartedwalrusdragon,..Look after the ladies of the night..
They look after you...
VetBarret
Barret's Blog. Year 2. Day 5.I now understand what the expression Shit Fire means.
VetBarret
Barret's Pattaya Blog. Year 2. Day 10.Wow that guy at the market with a stump for arms and legs moved several feet from last year already. I saw him move 2 chin lengths. I wonder where he's headed. Maybe the hospital?
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VetTigeriger
so the Van Allen belt caused the fake Jesus to be fake shanked by the fake wop?
ZuckerMick420
The fake Jesus has been held aloft for far too long. It's time pol took responsibility for themselves.,and their side bitch and/or hooker ...so I shall. Me and marmalade are official..(yes, the marmalade jar from the fridge).. I sell her sweet ass to the margarine and seeded bread sluts..we have open relations...Vegemitecumtoo...
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NoobDarkEmperorMSOG
Jesus Christ has the same origin story as so many other "messiahs." If Jesus did exist he was probably just a charismatic guy and natural leader and all the other BS about him was made up by others.
Noob4YearsLater
Given the age of the story of this Jesus person coupled with the mass ignorance of the populus as a whole, He may have been (if in fact he even existed) a charlatan who was caught and punished by the Romans as a con man and his delusional believers embellished his being as a way to serve his memory.. Or He was the first recorded case of personality disorder known to man... A batshit crazy mental patient by today's standards.. Or, His mother was a whore and made the "whole Immaculate conception" story up to hide from her husband the fact that she was fucking around on him.. A lot. It's just comforting to know that in our modern society we don't nail people to crosses anymore. Now just have multi million dollar "Incidents" such as Waco to quell the voices of the delusional.. And the Government gets to lie their asses off about it afterwards..