Happy Second Birthday MZ

Bit early, but meh

Points: 39

by Tigeriger

Submitted on Jun 26, 2019

Awesome

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  Rooster65

  The Superman onsie. Ya nailed it.

  
  

  #32386
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what? that's the actual onesie... are you saying bono 'nailed' it? he looks like a underdeveloped man that's still waiting for his balls to drop

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Youre fat.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  nobody asked you loser

  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  in your mouth

  
  

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  Barret

  New users should be forced to sit through this one before they are allowed to comment. I love it.

  We should collab next year if we are still around, and make an even worse one.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Thanks bro. Can you imagine how warped that would get.... but yeah, if we are still around, I’m in.

  
  

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  Barret

  Have to remind me early because I might not have internet around that time. But consider it a date. Maybe we can do something for Christmas, i dunno...

  
  

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  bamford

  no more christmas content, i'm supposed to feel terrible when i come here.

  
  

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  Barret

  Alright nevermind, Christmas canceled.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Uncancel it. I’m sure we can put something together.

  
  

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  bamford

  recancel it. I'm sure you'll put something together, which i don't want.

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  only hannuka and kwanza content allowed.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I have an inability to take religion seriously. That said, 364 days of eviscerating humans and 1 day of joy is a fair ratio.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  This

  
  

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  Noob

  4YearsLater

  I would have kept my mouth shut til i saw this..

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  that very first explosion reminded me if THJ seeing Giggles' ass pic

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Hey why is the Mexican always last?

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Because he’s checking MZ on his truck infotainment.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  because racism

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Nationality isn't race, but I wish it was so I had another reason to hate you

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  why would you hate a Brit ? we're fucking awesome

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  because you ride around in Micras

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  Micras are for girls

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  so are 50cc mopeds

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  My exposure to Brits has been less than stellar

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  my moped is awesome. I would like to see any other motorbike with a claim to have travelled to the 4 furthest corners of the UK

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  The 4 corners of the UK used to mean the entire world... poor weak cucks.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  we still own some places around the world. however it is unlikely I shall be taking my moped to places like the Falkland Islands

  
  

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  Oster

  Ha faggot.

  
  

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  Bono

  Utterly impressive. I found myself clapping along to the beat.

  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  8)

  
  

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  CUNT

  Shitpost of the year so far. Bravo.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Thanks mate. We need more OC around here.

  
  

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  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I'm so fucking pissed. These two fucking CUNTS pulled ahead of me into the drive thru ended up waiting 25 minutes for fucking drive thru food such a stupid fucking waste of time hope that whole fucking place burns down you fucking maggots

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  good

  
  

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  Barret

  lol didn't read

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Blessed be we!

  
  

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  mambojambo

  good mambo long live this jambo

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  A almost nutted when that bitch was shitting that gnarly ass turd.

  
  

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  charisma

  thanks for letting me know mate

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  Awww... what day is it actually?

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  MZ has to stick around at least another year because I have a large folder of tranny shitposts to go through.

  
  

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  bamford

  why is anyone under the impression that it's going anywhere? is bono poor?

  
  

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  bamford

  the sucko site was apparently around for like 20 years, and with our current webmaster's social situation... well... we should be the center of his universe.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  Barrett started it with his big "if we're still here next year" positive attitude. Just saying I've got a lot of fuel in the tank to burn. Besides, given the floor to ceiling wood paneling in Bono's single wide he's probably just getting by on kool-aid and stolen ebt cards. The fact that Cali's doing away with bondsmen probably means he won't be around much longer.

  
  

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  Barret

  I'm positive.

  HIV positive next year probably.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  you should probably stop sharing cocks then

  
  

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  ElWanko

  'Sup faggots?

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I really hope your account is fake, cuz the real ElWanko was a boring fuckface

  
  

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  Noob

  ElWanko

  Then he should fit in great on this site.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  There's no Mexicans allowed here

  
  

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