Taint No Joke

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7093737/British-man-suffers-NINE-DAY-erection-falling-moped-bruising-genitals.html A 35-year-old British man was left with a nine-day erection after falling off his moped and bruising his genitals. The bruise to his perineum - the area between the genitals and anus - in the crash, nine days before his visit to a UK hospital, caused a constant flow of blood to his penis. It meant that he was left with a Grade IV erection - the highest level on a medical scale known as the Erection Hardness Score - for nine continuous days. Full story in link above.

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  doesn't look very erect

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  With what part of "unrelated photo" are you having trouble.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Story or photo, OOOWUTCH!

  
  

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  Barret

  Hate it when that happens.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Its a SCOOTER not a MOPED!

  
  

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  CUNT

  Riding a moped is like having a fat girlfriend: great fun until your mates see you.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Giggles, confirm?

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  fat chicks are like mopeds in that everyones had a go on one at some point

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  You never forget your first wee beastie.

  
  

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