Gollum

And its Precious

Points: 13

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Apr 8, 2019

WTF

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Jesus..

  
  

  #30227
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I am now reminded of that scene from 30 days of night or whatever the fuck... the one with Vampires in Alaska during that time where the sun doesn't rise because they're so close to the arctic circle.

  Anyway this vamp has got this bitch cornered, and she says OH PLEASE HELP ME GOD!!

  He just looks up and he's like... Nah, no god.

  
  

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  Bono

  That's how I feel when I see this video

  
  

  #62345
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  link it, i liked that movie

  
  

  #62346
  

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  severum

  You're whalecum!

  https://afdah.info/watch-movies/24582-30-days-of-night-2007/

  
  

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  Bono

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-QIH87SbNk

  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  *ackshually*

  
  

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  Vet

  severum

  I thought he wanted a link to the whole movie.

  
  

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  severum

  I watched this movie while getting a cyaegha tatted on my arm.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Bob could have subbed the whole film had this crummy site not had a limit

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Bono

  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  You're a bully.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Progeria

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  This is one of my favourite subs. Undervalued.

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Brings back too many bad memories for me :(

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  How much longer now until you’re back to living in the 3rd world?

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Haven't the slightest clue! Sadly. Its not easy arranging this shit.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  You would think these places would be happy to accept anyone that can walk upright.

  
  

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  Barret

  Oh that is a whole different problem as well. No I mean stuff like resigning the apartment, putting all my stuff somewhere, having a place to stay before i go/when I come back, finding a new apartment when I get back etc.

  Also yeah Thailand sucks at visum shit, have to leave the country and come back every 2 months, and every time its a gamble if they let me in or not.

  Fuck why does spending all my money having a good time have to be so much work!

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Lol. I haven’t been, but I can only assume it’s worth it.

  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Hooers and tacos. Gotta be.

  
  

  #62509
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  lastly - https://muchozucko.com/3975/Eggly-Bitch

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I'd have to be drunk enough to die.

  
  

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