Man wants to fart but shits

Honestly still one of my favorite things on the internet.

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

  And you can't light a fart when it's really a turd.

  
  

  #30090
  

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  CartersBird

  You can't go 2 hours without resorting to prose.

  It's gay and it's thankless but the life that you chose.

  
  

  #62105
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Leave the rhymes to us pros

  
  

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  glandmilker

  Napalm

  
  

  #30111
  
  
  

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  DrGiggles

  that's known as a 'follow-through'

  
  

  #30121
  

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  Rooster65

  That's what ya boyfriends do.

  
  

  #62144