Zucker probe
Cunninlingus
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severum
Damn, he purposely wrote your name wrong. So offensive and witty for an adolescent.
Bono
Definitely Whunu, going by body fat's absorbent abilities. You just can't tell because of how dumb he is sober.
Bono
Rooster is a classical alcoholic though... the kind that would be romanticized in a novel if it were last century. The rules are different.