2 Chads 1 Cop

2 Zuckers 1 Vet

Points: 19

by Barret

Submitted on Mar 10, 2019

Happy

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  Vet

  severum

  While man handling those two dumbasses the cop put himself in a really bad situation. He could've been out numbered and had his side arm taken from him before calling for back up.

  
  

  #28947
  

  Vet

  Barret

  You're forgetting one important aspect here.

  He's The Sheriff.

  
  

  #59480
  

  Vet

  severum

  The other thing is....wypipo.

  
  

  #59481
  

  Vet

  Barret

  ......

  
  

  #59483
  

  Vet

  severum

  White people.

  
  

  #59488
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  loo

  
  

  #59499
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  L*

  
  

  #59500
  

  Vet

  severum

  https://youtu.be/Xa0HOpQRpLM

  
  

  #59509
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  n1 Severunky

  
  

  #59524
  

  Vet

  severum

  *Broadcasting from Sarajevo!!!!!!

  SevZucker aaaannd PuuuuuuuunkyDuuuuuster!!!

  First topic is: faggots being faggots while projecting their own faggotry on already known faggots*

  
  

  #59526
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  ..

  
  

  #59544
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  Satisfying to see a cop go full baboon and earn the respect of the blacks.

  "God damn, he the truth."

  Indeed, Spring Break Nigger.

  
  

  #28948
  

  Vet

  Barret

  ......

  
  

  #59482
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Did I does an opsie? What the fuck are you staring at me for.

  
  

  #59484
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Have you been taking...concentration pills again? You seem different today somehow.

  Jollier maybe.

  
  

  #59486
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I like it but won't get too attached.

  
  

  #59487
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Well I REALLY feel like procuring some cocaine drug snort but yaaa know, law and all that.

  
  

  #59490
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  I'm not going to toot my horn about getting clean, because I still do it sometimes. But I take breaks so that when I DO do it, it's super strong. And I really feel like doing it. But my guy isn't available. So it's like body anticipated the dopamine rush and I can't stop talking anyway.

  
  

  #59491
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  What the FUCK is with the kerning on this font? HOM = HORN? hom horn

  
  

  #59492
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  keming

  
  

  #59493
  

  Vet

  Barret

  user:Barret backs away slowly

  
  

  #59494
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  In summary, people who get addicted to things and have zero control are pussies.

  
  

  #59496
  

  Vet

  severum

  Mind over matter. Good job on the scrubbing. That's an expensive downward spiral.

  
  

  #59497
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  my friend the bird and his silly crack cocaine

  
  

  #59501
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  crack is the nig version, nevermind

  
  

  #59502
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Correct.

  
  

  #59589
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  This is the most this sheriff has gotten off in months.. probably since the last prostitute he got in Vegas since his wife doesnt fuck him. This guy clearly enjoys having power over others.

  
  

  #72783
  

  Vet

  Barret

  This guy and his projection fantasies.

  
  

  #72811
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  No asp? No pepper spray? He was properly trained? Fake and gay

  
  

  #28956
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  What a shitty Cop he forgot to shoot the Nigger

  
  

  #59530
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  He was blinded and distracted by the dense fog of testosterone and alcohol.

  
  

  #59531
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  That must be my problem when I shower.

  
  

  #59532
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  ^* estrogen and valium

  
  

  #59533
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Kurtis Stryker, The Movie.

  
  

  #28961
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  That's Mako in his dreams

  
  

  #59559
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  whats a 'chad'?

  
  

  #28967
  

  Vet

  Bono

  A Chad is a young, well-put-together fellow who was probably popular in school. He fucks Stacys...

  e.g. "Some fucking Chad took my wife and children so I drink all day."

  
  

  #59583
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Well put together, huh? More like well taken apart!

  
  

  #59590
  

  Vet

  Bono

  A Chad is no match for its natural predator, the MMA bro. Even the greatest Chad Thundercocks fall before the tanky might of Robertos.

  
  

  #59593