Severum vs Possum: Assassin Wars

The marsupial's potions didn't work, so Sev let fly the beasts of LivingRoomShire as Possum slumbered.

Points: 13

by Bono

Submitted on Mar 9, 2019

Nature is Metal

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  Vet

  Barret

  How fucking big is that thing!? Fuuuck. I'm just going to imagine that the opossum was rat sized. Which is still bad.

  
  

  #28901
  

  Vet

  severum

  That was a baby opossum.

  The T at most was dinner plate sized.

  
  

  #59349
  

  Vet

  severum

  user:severum adjusts arachogeek testicles

  The tarantula in question is either Pamphobeteus vespertinus aka Ecuadorian Red Bloom or a Lasiodora difficilis aka Brazilian Red Birdeater. I'm leaning torwards the Pampho under shit lighting. Either way both reaches adult legspan of 16-18 cm.

  
  

  #59352
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Also that's a big fucken spider

  
  

  #59356
  

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  severum

  Also also, before I clicked I thought it was gonna be an actual severum eating a possum.

  
  

  #59385
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Is a severum a thing?

  
  

  #59386
  

  Vet

  severum

  https://youtu.be/xnUJKMhr_nU

  
  

  #59387
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Damn, the comments really fly.

  
  

  #59391
  

  Vet

  severum

  *crickets chirp

  
  

  #59392
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  the time stamps are fucked up too, this is the end of all things

  
  

  #59393
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Holy shit its daylight savings time, this actually reminded me

  
  

  #59394
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  its already been 6 fuckin months

  
  

  #59395
  

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  Bono

  For fuck's sake

  
  

  #59396
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  don't be mad monkey king, your shit site saved my monday

  
  

  #59397
  

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  Bono

  Fixed, for 6 months.... I need to do so much shit I hate you people

  
  

  #59398
  

  Vet

  Bono

  <3

  
  

  #59399
  
  
  

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  Vet

  severum

  "LivingRoomShire" hahahaha

  
  

  #28902
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  He's just playing possum.....pining for the fjords, no doubt.

  
  

  #28904
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Ha. NatGeo... How educational is the site becoming , what's next , the Teletubbies?

  
  

  #28920
  

  Vet

  severum

  https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aab42bb7a0d5

  
  

  #59384
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Giggles likes Tinky Winky

  
  

  #59389
  

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  Bono

  @Giggles we have already taught you a number of things... for example, that Liverpool is a gay hub

  
  

  #59611
  

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  Bono

  And before I get severum'd ... that was an actual thing that happened

  
  

  #59612
  

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  Barret

  Giggles really is the smartest guy on the site isn't he. I mean people are still replying to him after 11 years or so.

  
  

  #59613
  

  Vet

  Bono

  ...

  
  

  #59614
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  ACKSHUALLY, Reddit told me le Giggles did this and that and I'm a fucking cuck

  
  

  #59615
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  /sev

  
  

  #59616
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Well they are half right.

  
  

  #59619
  

  Vet

  severum

  user:severum pats meg on the head

  
  

  #59621