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How to open a beer

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Jan 17, 2019Funny
Points: 18
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Tags:Beerbusdouchbagpop open a cold one

11 Comments

  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I’d like to see that face curb stomped.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Pluck out a couple of his teeth and make a bottle opener.

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  • Mucho User UUoodyRepFag

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    At least he has enough sophistication to be drinking bottled beer....not that aluminium can crap packaging that they are pushing these days.

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    Mucho User UUoodyRepFag

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Yeah.... open with a church key, opposite the seam so you could drink without spilling in the dark. Don't forget the vent hole.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Wouldn’t it have been easier using a punch opener or did they not have those in 1945

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    That's how them dot heads usually commit suicide. Go teach ya people bro!

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    he’d have to do it with a train while hanging out or riding on the side of another train. Indians and trains man. I don’t get it

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Indian Johnny Depp is badass.

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