Life Goals

How to open a beer

Points: 18

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Jan 17, 2019

Funny

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  FredGspotSanford

  Shut up Giggles

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I’d like to see that face curb stomped.

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Pluck out a couple of his teeth and make a bottle opener.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  At least he has enough sophistication to be drinking bottled beer....not that aluminium can crap packaging that they are pushing these days.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  Lead filled tin was the best.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Yeah.... open with a church key, opposite the seam so you could drink without spilling in the dark. Don't forget the vent hole.

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  Wouldn’t it have been easier using a punch opener or did they not have those in 1945

  
  

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  T0llb00thwillie

  LOLZ ya fucking whippersnapper

  
  

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  Rooster65

  That's how them dot heads usually commit suicide. Go teach ya people bro!

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  he’d have to do it with a train while hanging out or riding on the side of another train. Indians and trains man. I don’t get it

  
  

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  Barret

  Indian Johnny Depp is badass.

  
  

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