Fresh new year

Hair freshener

Mucho User glandmilker
Submitted on Dec 31, 2018Funny
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Fresh new year
Tags:Pantiesfartsstinkpink eyebonouser challengedutchdrunkpartydudeshit faced

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    It's a face hammock. Dude fell asleep eating ass.

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    #26456
  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Too scared to click play eh?

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    #153164
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Happy New Year faggot and faggettes.

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    #153165
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    You're about 8 hours too early (for the REAL new year) but I extend the sentiment to you as well.

    * Bono raises his glass.

    Here's to another 48 unresolved migrant-on-child rape cases. To Europe!

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    #153167
    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Rooster raises two shots to another year of nigger on nigger crime. Way out paces cop on nigger killings. Too stupid to even know that they murder their own selves faster than any other racial demographic.

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    #153168
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Since its apparently not 2019 yet, that means I can still give Bono a well deserved stfu.

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    #153170
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Thanks for arguing my case Rooster, I knew we were on the same side.

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    #153171
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    This was in the "merca' is just as retarded as the countries they make fun of" column.

    Funny racism = good. Rooster racism = not funny.

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    #153173
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Happy New Year!

    Except to Indians, the Niggers of Asia

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    #153175
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Happy new year MZ. I wish each of you faggots wealth and happiness. Yes ha penis.

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    #26461
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Bono, are you familiar with either rockstar or enterprise programming languages?

    I would ask oscar as well, but he just wants to play with my chest.

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    #153189
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Oh gosh, another challenger appears!

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    #153192
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Awww, you'll have to click the link now...

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    #153195
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Let's see how many of your thirty comments are about the awesome verbosity before i even think about stopping my bible studies to deign to condescend to consider commenting on your crapulence.

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    #153196
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Only 13 1/3% of your comments are about me, although you tried to attack barret and oster, but i doubt they noticed.

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    #153197
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Now Bono will never see my question, so i guess you showed me, pal!

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    #153198
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    10 out of 31 (like 32.25%) of this guys comments are presented as questions. He seems very confused about what's going on.

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    #153231
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    If tiberias was here, he could do a fancy spreadsheet like he did for me and later bono, analyzing our respective comments.

    Also, "dykche" has left their gender open to speculation...

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    #153232
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    See, I don’t know who Tiberius is, but I knew from the outset that you’re an idiot.

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    #153235
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    You're building up that percentage, kid.

    Next step, join the only squad known by name.

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    #153236
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    What does the current squad rooster look like?

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    #153238
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Well, as you know, it is squad4life, but none seem to have made it here yet, aside from jrob.

    I was actually just seeing if i could find jawz...it is possible he plays fortnite for money these days....

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    #153239
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I don't know that rooster is really squad material...

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    #153240
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I suppose if he applied in the usual fashion i would bring it up at the next meeting.

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    #153241
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    I was unaware Jirk analyzed my comments. I hope he found statistical proof that I'm funny.

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    #153244
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    if he's trying to buddy up to robocop, you might as well make it a suicidal cult, because you all need to die.

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    #153246
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    We may never know, bono...of course, i seem to recall you commenting on the submission at length....lets see if it still exists.

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    #153247
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Yak turned off the file-hosting part of MS awhile ago I think

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    #153248
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Wayback Machine is a crapshoot now.

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    #153249
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Now I am thinking clod did yours...i found mine right away, but if tiberias did yours it was before mine...i also found a certain thunder from down under...

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    #153258
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I wonder happened to her and her mes siens?

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    #153259
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I tried opening Bono's userpage on the wayback machine and it gave me that old "Maximum annoyance level reached." screen. Isn't that a bit weird?

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    #153262
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Dammit, I just wanted the Ironic Claudeisms....

    The only user I never kept a folder on.

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    #153265
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    He really mellowed out after I repeatedly made him look like a retard... the Ironic Zeke-isms are funnier imho

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    #153269
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I guess he is on his island, counting his wheelchair software money...

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    #153275
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Wtf? Imgur wants me to sign in? Looks like fluffernutter is getting deleted!

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    #153276
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    The Imgur App is fucking garbage. Try magaimg.net unless you plan on posting nudes of old users, in which case let me know so I can ban you permanently now instead of later.

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    #153277
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I couldn't find her nudes.

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    #153278
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    What about zeke's ass?

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    #153279
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    So zeke's ass doesn't count as nudes.

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    #153281
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I would say that, the difference, if there is a difference, is that zeke is currently just "some guy on the internet", while if i posted a nude of Bono that i found on Gays-Meet would be considerably more rude and stuff.

    Maybe.

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    #153283
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    So what you're saying is Bono is really Marky.

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    #153284
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    I know for a fact that Zeke was indifferent toward his nudity for years. He isn't going to give me any shit over it. I can't know the same thing about other users who are long-gone or were active when I wasn't.

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    #153288
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    As it has been said before: Many of the "rules" on this site are less black-and-white legal issues, and more about keeping angry shitheads and whiney pussy groups from bothering me and threatening the stability of the site.

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    #153289
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    This is why there will never be a Mucho Mad Lads - Naked Possum

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    #153291
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    I can't speak for everyone, but I think I've seen enough of his tire-swallowing, glistening-peen body for a lifetime

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    #153296
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Maybe you know about this, ostrich...rockstar and enterprise programming languages. Feel free to answer without fagging it up.

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    #153325
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Too late, ostrich.

    I already did.

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Oster and Barret could "recreate" this.

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    #26464
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    fuck off with your quotation marks..cant spell bald-headed fat cunt of a whore girlfriend without TR

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    #153180
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    How risible. Is your new year's resolution not to get "stuck" in any "bath" tubs this year, pal?

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    #153186
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Also, i doubt you could spell without a "dick" tionary up your "ass"

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    #153187
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I hope you have synesthesia, that would make it more interesting.

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    #153254
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    look how out of sorts this fake smart guy gets...unhinged

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    #153255