He just wanted to eat a banana

THIS SHIT IS BANANA, B-A-N-A-N-A

Points: 17

by Bono

Submitted on Dec 9, 2018

Nature is Metal

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  Vet

  Barret

  1. How did it breathe in there? I guess banana skin is not airtight.

  2. How did it get out? Did it eat its way through? Spiders.....can do that?....

  3. I'm scared.

  
  

  #25705
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  1. They convert banana pulp into oxygen.

  2. No, he was banned from that banana.

  3. You should be.

  
  

  #51640
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Maybe the buildup of gas from bananaturds made him pop out from the pressure.

  
  

  #51641
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  I won't dismiss this theory but Damit Jim we need answers

  
  

  #51679
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  I can hear the faint whisper of the ghost of Dr.Shartface pretending to argue that that's not a real banana spider.

  The ghosts of trolls past....

  
  

  #25706
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  4. Fucking linebreaks.

  5. Bono got some tips for me in chat?

  6. Not a reply fail.

  
  

  #25707
  

  Vet

  Bono

  tips? Yeah, press enter twice you fucking baboon.

  
  

  #51680
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  7. Nevermind.

  
  

  #25708
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  8.)

  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  I bet it likes Watermelon too!

  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  kind of ironic when he fell out, it looked like he had a cramp

  
  

  #25757