He just wanted to eat a banana

THIS SHIT IS BANANA, B-A-N-A-N-A

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Dec 9, 2018Nature is Metal
Points: 17
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Tags:banana spiderchestbursterxenomorphapple

11 Comments

  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    1. How did it breathe in there? I guess banana skin is not airtight. 2. How did it get out? Did it eat its way through? Spiders.....can do that?.... 3. I'm scared.

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    #25705
    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieBanned

    T0llb00thwillie

    1. They convert banana pulp into oxygen. 2. No, he was banned from that banana. 3. You should be.

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    #151640
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe the buildup of gas from bananaturds made him pop out from the pressure.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I can hear the faint whisper of the ghost of Dr.Shartface pretending to argue that that's not a real banana spider.

    The ghosts of trolls past....

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    #25706
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    4. Fucking linebreaks.

    5. Bono got some tips for me in chat?

    6. Not a reply fail.

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    #25707
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    tips? Yeah, press enter twice you fucking baboon.

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    #151680