Saw The Funniest Fucking Thing On Imgur Today
The greatest thing ever.
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VetBILLYMAYSHERE
fuck im so old and out of the zeitgeist ...W T F is an incel?...why cant these fuckin cunts get their shit together?
VetBILLYMAYSHERE
fuckin made up bullshit words..fuck ALLLLLLL YOUNG PEOPLE...FUCK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VetBarret
Why does a Norwegian have to teach Americans English, get with the times already :(
VetCartersBird
Speaking of which, I have a cup of coffee. And a slice of pecan pie.And a hunger to dethrone your twink ass.
Vetmakodragon
an incel is a dude who is considered 'involuntarily celibate'. Basically, their punters.
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Barret
Didn't George Takei proudly brag about how he used to take mancock in his ass when he was an underage boy? For some reason it was cool when he said it.
NoobRapeBeard
I don't think that was in the autobiography either though I wouldn't put it by him.
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RapeBeard
I only speak truth, friend! Everything I say on this site is 100 % serious and 100 % true!
NoobRapeBeard
Ah, so you have 2 titles? I'd be willing to bet you have 2 titties and they hang out over your balding gash.
NoobRapeBeard
Oh does TR use "big words" too? I'll be sure not to blow your mind with my powered up autism skills, bruh.
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CartersBird
ZMashTV - a review, by the greatest of all time. Inspired by Adderall.Controls are simple. Barret's English is good but his word choice is fucked. I choose to believe he does it on purpose just to make sure his game isn't too enjoyable.
"Lower accuracy" is listed as an upgrade, then has a paragraph explaining that it's a convoluted spread system. Most useful when you have lots of ballistic upgrades.
Automatic fire is the single best quality-of-life upgrade early in the game... and it's free? So the player is forced to click through a couple levels of spam just to decide they want to fire automatic. Again, Barret sabotages his game. Again, on purpose. That rat fuck.
The attention to detail is impressive. All the little fucking inside jokes that only 5 people care about are there. I enjoy it. Cuddle cat, the insipid Pepsi meme, piss jugs galore.
My favorite is that when you upgrade your ammo to the fart clouds, your player runs around backwards for that stint of the game.
All in all, 7/10, would dominate again. A fun little shooter.
P.S. Why am I hard mode? You imply it's more difficult to win as me? Fuck you asshole.
VetCartersBird
P.P.S. Fuck Toast, the sub-bosses after you beat the main game are annoying and he is their king.
VetCartersBird
P.P.P.S. I was surprised how many different ammo types there are. I made a laser show with ricochet effects.
VetBarret
Appreciate the review, even if it is in the wrong place. I lol'd hard at the accuracy and autofire paragraph. Lets just say that there was a logic behind most of those things you mentioned, but I'm not saying that the logic was very logical.5 People....that's considered a mass success in these part of the web.
I blame that farting car video someone subbed a while ago for the fart gun, I instantly knew it had to be done.
P.S. they give you weaker ammo because you're obviously too good for normal ammo.
P.P.S. Indeed.
P.P.P.S. Originally there was no limit to how many times you could upgrade bounce, as you can see from the mucho finger section of the advertisement. Had to gradually take that down from 8 to 1 upgrade because it was so OP and also made the game grind to a half with lag eventually.
VetCartersBird
Bullet Bounce is the premier mid-game upgrade. It instantly resets difficulty if used with piercing ammo.
VetBarret
Oster was like, "Bounce? that sounds like shit, why would i wanna get that?".And this is why he's only number 2.
You should have been my beta tester.
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ZuckerFatmoFat the Iron Liver
They argue that "Sex Work" is "Real Work" but don't want to pay income tax.
VetBarret
Zuckers argue that their comments are real comments, but they won't even work for their rep.
