Wise Hippo

This crazy broad actually has a point

Points: -5

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Nov 16, 2018

WTF

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  makodragon

  She's wearing a kind of double-chin burka! lol!

  
  

  #24690
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  How many boas were sacrificed?

  
  

  #49424
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Her sound is exactly the sound my brain has learned to not hear. I have no idea what she was trying to communicate, but it involved a joke about a guy who got fired from his job at the pickle factory because he put his dick in the pickle slicer.

  
  

  #24693
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  She may be able to teach you a few new tricks. Willie wants you to learn some

  
  

  #49440
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Willies concern for my education is neither welcomed nor wanted. That having been said, yes she most likely has a few tricks in her gunny sack.

  
  

  #49477
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I bet she cooks one hell of a frozen pizza

  
  

  #49494
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I found a closed captioned version, although I don't think it is any better when understanding the words. https://youtu.be/nrxmYI04udM

  
  

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  Barret

  Jesus Christ, the women in the comments, "I love her self confidence", fuck hell... Women's rights was a mistake.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  I wouldn't holler " I'm pickle Bro!" around her.

  
  

  #24694
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  She looks like a female Jaba The Hut with that thing huehuehue

  
  

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  Bono

  This better end with someone getting knocked out or arrested... 2 minutes in and it's just torture

  
  

  #24716
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Your welcome

  
  

  #64340
  
  
  

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  Bono

  Well you did it Fred.. you made me watch a fat girl Vlog for 5 minutes.

  
  

  #24717
  

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  Barret

  The feathered boa tag is intriguing...

  
  

  #49480
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Her name is Emilia Fart

  
  

  #49481
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  She wants you. boner boy https://youtu.be/dGuPMW4cfW8

  
  

  #49541
  
  
  

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  Barret

  This makes me want to quit clicking the unvoted button, as it will lead to this point soon.

  
  

  #24718
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Mods shouldn't have unvoted anything.

  
  

  #49482
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  You are shirking your duties

  
  

  #49483
  

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  Barret

  plzno

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  mothershirker

  
  

  #49495
  

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  Barret

  Its not like you guys appreciate my efforts anyway!

  I am Barret, son of Bjorn. I now take my place as first officer. I serve Bono, but I stand for the Mucho.

  It is clear to me, that NONE of you are worthy, of my mod or of my life, but I will stand for you.

  Together, we will restore honor to this site, and bring glory to the EU.

  
  

  #49496
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  *service

  
  

  #49498
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I stand in service of stairs

  
  

  #49499
  

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  Rooster65

  I stand when I pee.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  thats why your bathroom tiles are warped and smelly you aimless fuck

  
  

  #49502
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I bet Rooster sprays like buckshot

  
  

  #49542
  

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  CartersBird

  At small game?

  
  

  #49543
  

  Noob

  TR

  Heh, poor Dr. Giggles is on the Brexit so no EU for him...same for MD but i doubt he knows who his MP even is...

  
  

  #49769
  

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  CartersBird

  Reply fail?

  
  

  #49770
  

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  CartersBird

  This thread is about Rooster's lopsided pisshole.

  
  

  #49771
  

  Noob

  TR

  The EU was mentioned before the lesser users mentioned whatever foolishness is up there.

  Btw, your face is a reply fail.

  
  

  #49773
  

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  CartersBird

  Okay

  
  

  #49775
  

  Noob

  TR

  Yet i see no face...

  
  

  #49777
  

  Noob

  TR

  User: sings EYES WITHOUT A FACE

  
  

  #49778
  

  Noob

  TR

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs

  
  

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  Bono

  Want to have an extra peaceful Thanksgiving?

  
  

  #49780
  

  Noob

  TR

  I sure am seeing a lot of eyes in that video...wtf billy idol?

  
  

  #49781
  

  Noob

  TR

  Where's the love, bb?

  
  

  #49782
  

  Noob

  TR

  Obviously i meant faces with eyes before, by the way....

  
  

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  Bono

  stfu and go stack some wooden cubes

  
  

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  Barret

  I GUESS THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME.

  This better be good!

  
  

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  Barret

  Fuck you fred.

  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  Something you failed wizards may not realize: if you get a fatty on her hands and knees, all the disgusting fat hangs forward out of site. Furthermore, unlike MCA (RIP) I can't usually recognize that girlie by the back of her head, so what the fuck is the difference?

  TR OUT

  /user out

  
  

  #24871
  

  Noob

  TR

  What the fuck is the action syntax, fags?

  
  

  #49745
  

  Noob

  TR

  Oh...a colon...because the programmer (or coder as they are now known) loves colons?

  What a fag!

  :user OUT

  
  

  #49746
  

  Noob

  TR

  Wtf??

  
  

  #49747
  

  Noob

  TR

  /user: OUT, BITCHES!!!2!

  
  

  #49748
  

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  CartersBird

  user:CartersBird takes a dump on TR's chest.

  Log that.

  
  

  #49749
  

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  Bono

  Is this a meme?

  TR?

  How did you do it for the 10 fucking years it worked on the old site?

  HOW ABOUT TRYING IT THAT WAY

  
  

  #49750
  

  Noob

  TR

  User: takes deja's useless arm and roots around yak's well used colon for new content.

  Dead baby joke that, losers.

  
  

  #49752
  

  Noob

  TR

  I didn't know you felt that way, claude, i mean "carter."

  :user blinks seductively like some fag anime character.

  
  

  #49753
  

  Noob

  TR

  User: wonders if the syntax could suck more dick than Giggles when Manchester United loses...

  
  

  #49754
  

  Noob

  TR

  User: wonders how fat Barret's Norweigan money was this month...

  
  

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  Barret

  Shit was cash.

  
  

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  Barret

  You know Bono, every time i look at a profile to click in the submissions or comments, i come so close to almost accidentally clicking the ban button, its giving me PTSD. Also, the fear of doing it seems to almost make me do it more often. I dunno, its like an OCD thing.

  
  

  #49759
  

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  Bono

  It's about time TR receives his quarterly reminder not to be annoying anyway

  
  

  #49761
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  You wont.

  
  

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  Bono

  Barret.... 10,000 points? Really?

  
  

  #49765
  

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  Bono

  Fucking Fuck

  
  

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  Barret

  I was half asleep.

  
  

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  Barret

  Damn that guy that came up with the idea of a loud alert sound in chat. Turned my sound up to play The Long Dark, it seems to have low sounds.... Scared the crap out of me.

  
  

  #49768
  

  Noob

  TR

  I am not seeing my 10k points...

  
  

  #49774
  

  Noob

  TR

  Btw, current pretender stats:

  Fako 8 comments

  AnAlt (most popular user) 5

  Dr.Giggles 2

  Last comment 2 hours ago

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  ban this mongo now..just cut out all the fake smartguy nonsense..you'd just be saving us from all his flop sweat

  
  

  #49784
  

  Noob

  TR

  BILLYMAYSHERE should count for three users.

  Because he is so fat he worries about getting stuck in his bathtub...on those rare occasions he bathes!

  
  

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  Barret

  Oh dear.

  
  

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