How to spray whipped cream

I've been doing it wrong for so many years...

Points: 25

by CUNT

Submitted on Nov 13, 2018

Funny

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Are we being an overly safety conscious society if we have to wear safety glasses for anal whipped cream protection? What's next .......rubber gloves while masturbating?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  That may be a good idea with your tallywhacker considering all the dirty dark alleys it's camped out in.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Well, OK.......but I heard something about hazmat suits in your neighborhood.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Those Chinks brought some nasty ass mosquitoes this year. Little fuckers bite during the day. DEET baths for Fred.

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  Careful there... that will ruin the shells of any eggs you lay in the future.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  And to think that I've been doing whippits wrong all these years.

  
  

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  Mick420

  this is how the anal cavity should be used for fun.......FEMALE ONLY ....

  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  Don't inhale that nitrous oxide.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  UnBan The TR !!

  
  

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  Bono

  Lol

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  shut the fuck up

  
  

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