i've shit myself

babies are adorable

Points: 16

by charisma

Submitted on Nov 9, 2018

Art & Music

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Thumbnail of the week

  
  

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  Barret

  Good tags.

  I love this song and the original classic, My Bum Goes. True art.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Anyone with kids can relate.

  
  

  #24407
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Jesus did this bring back old memories

  
  

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  T0llb00thwillie

  Wait till you have grandkids

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Was this on Albino Blacksheep or something?

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Well duh!.... they get fed such gastronomical delights as strained prunes, Toddler Fruit & Veggies Squeezable Puree, HappyBaby Apples & Spinach, all made by a company called Gerber. They might as well have called it Booger.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  cloth diapers must have been a blast

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  a blast zone

  
  

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  Bono

  Makes me think of gramma

  
  

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  Barret

  Comment, made 35 minutes ago.

  Bono, seen 1 hour ago.

  
  

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  Bono

  My account is immune from update rules. Back in the early days, Fagnu would sign up in the middle of the night to spam his drunken black-cock-huffing anger when he knew nobody was online.

  So I wrote a function that masks me and Punky. It "updates" our accounts at random, usually at least 2x per hour, so nobody ever really knows when we're online and if they can act out.

  
  

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  Bono

  And I lurk a lot 8)

  
  

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  Barret

  I know about the fake update thing, but this time the update was slower then your comment. So it was odd.

  
  

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  Barret

  You probably have a vibrating beeper implanted near your g spot.

  
  

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  Barret

  Goes off every time someone comments.

  
  

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  Barret

  Twice if its Truc

  
  

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  Marasyn

  My oldest, if you didnt change him right away he would finger paint the walls... artist

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Apple and tree.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Well hello stranger.....Is your oldest named Tom, by any chance?

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  For a second there, I was worried this video might show a baby's dick, or butt cheeks, or something else completely lewd. Lucky for us this content creator had class.

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  No wait... there's butt cheeks.

  
  

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  Bono

  HAPPY MUCHODAY FUCKFACE

  
  

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