2019 Erotic Calendar, for the discerning Zucker.

Ooo la la.

Points: 20

by TheDudeAbides

Submitted on Nov 3, 2018

Funny

Tags: 2019 calendar insects insex sex with bugs
45 comments

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK TONIGHT

  
  

  #24093
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Wow, I'm so used to doing it on Halloween. Is it bad I would have forgotten without you?

  
  

  #48121
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Would totally bang that butterfly.

  MD would go for a female dung beetle.

  Fatmofat the housefly.

  Bono the mantis obviously.

  
  

  #24094
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  And I'd most certainly go for the Dragonfly

  
  

  #48122
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  EXCELLENT FREAKPORN SIR

  
  

  #24095
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  He was right not to put it in that category. This is but a novelty. FreakPorn, to me, is something tangible... a video with good sound and a storyline that lasts long enough to bust a nut if it checks your boxes.

  
  

  #48124
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  You know Giggles loves those COCKroaches

  
  

  #24096
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  And those Earthworms and MANtises

  
  

  #48128
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  I hope there's one for fish.

  
  

  #24099
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Who would stick their cock in a fish do you think Barret?

  
  

  #48129
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Or would the fish go inside them....?

  
  

  #48130
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Can't it be both?

  
  

  #48132
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Id fuck a penguin, the sealions seem to enjoy raping them.

  
  

  #48133
  

  Vet

  Barret

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlR2TgG0kQ

  
  

  #48134
  

  Vet

  Barret

  lol the face of the penguin at the end. "the fuck you looking at?"

  
  

  #48135
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  mymakopenguindragqueen

  
  

  #48148
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  is this pig latin

  
  

  #48149
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  it is whatever you want it to be truc,

  
  

  #48150
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Can I be Carb?

  
  

  #48156
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  if that floats your boat, go hard, you can be anything !!!!

  
  

  #48157
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  * i wish you were a beer.

  
  

  #48159
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Needle dick the bug fucker approves.

  
  

  #24100
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Knowing your state of residence, I can only guess he's a neighbor of yours

  
  

  #48131
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  I'm restarting the ZuckoPuter later this evening. Site will be down for a couple minutes and you will probably be logged out.

  
  

  #24102
  

  Vet

  Barret

  user:Barret checks the changelog

  
  

  #48137
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  its blank

  
  

  #48138
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  that gobshite

  
  

  #48139
  

  Vet

  Barret

  He may or not be a gobshite, depending on if he gets back to me on this thing soon.

  
  

  #48140
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Thing?

  
  

  #48141
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Thang?

  
  

  #48142
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  pls no moar sewer

  
  

  #48143
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Nags at me for months to make a game.

  Doesn't play or like game.

  Douchebag doucheFAGGOT.

  
  

  #48144
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I do declare

  
  

  #48145
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  margarine FELLA played your game and bitched about it, which is what you really wanted all along

  
  

  #48146
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  if monday to FRIDAY cares to bitch it means he will help test the next one

  
  

  #48147
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  why are comments and the online people fucked

  
  

  #24109
  

  Vet

  Bono

  You went back in time by 1 hour and I forgot to change some shit

  
  

  #48183
  

  Vet

  Bono

  WHY WASN'T TBW THERE TO REMIND US?!

  
  

  #48184
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ......hes busy?

  
  

  #48185
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  TIME CHANGE!!!!!!

  
  

  #24110
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  V7xtc7c7tc7c7c7t ebv

  
  

  #48180
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  spiders are not insects , you ruined the freak porn

  
  

  #24114
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Neither are worms

  
  

  #48186
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  neither are you two, but here you are crawling all over this post

  
  

  #48189
  
  
  

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  Noob

  RapeBeard

  Pretty sure when I woke up this morning, I was well aware that I would end the night fapping to insect calendar porn.

  
  

  #24307