Shades of Grey

Squirtage

Points: 12

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Oct 16, 2018

Gross

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  praise be... +1 team pus

  
  

  #23160
  

  Admin

  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Pus now has 38 points!

  8)

  
  

  #44696
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  So I think it would be more effective to measure it in old ladies per minute.

  Let's say 2 old ladies per minute. How long could you keep that pace?

  
  

  #23180
  

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  makodragon

  Not as long, I think I would knock the heads off of the first 100 or so and not have enough juice left in the tank. Unlless someone then plays like, fucking eye of the tiger or some shit...

  
  

  #44854
  

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  CartersBird

  Strategy is also in effect. You were a weightlifter, so why not snap their necks?

  
  

  #44856
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Like.. push them to the ground and just wrench.

  
  

  #44857
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Pop. Next. Pop.

  Punching would hurt your hands after awhile. Surprisingly soon, I'd bet.

  
  

  #44858
  

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  makodragon

  lol can we imagine it's a bunch of niggers or some shit instead?

  
  

  #44860
  

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  makodragon

  I think I might be more determined to win.

  
  

  #44861
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Just saiyan.

  
  

  #44862
  

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  CartersBird

  Well it depends. Some of them get pretty savage. If you had a size advantage I could see you taking 1 maybe 2. But c'mon.

  Unless you wanna move the goalposts to geriatric BLACK ladies.

  
  

  #44863
  

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  CartersBird

  I need to know if we're talking generic London blacks or shriveled housewives.

  
  

  #44864
  

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  makodragon

  you know full well I don;t wanna beat up old ladies, coloured or not!

  
  

  #44866
  

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  CartersBird

  IF I CAN'T BEAT UP OLD LADIES, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

  
  

  #44867
  

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  makodragon

  oops accidentally liked :(

  
  

  #44868
  

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  CartersBird

  I'm gonna wait til you're an old lady. Then we'll see who gets the last bamford.

  
  

  #44869
  

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  makodragon

  I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! STOP , LIKE, THINKING ABOUT BEATING UP OLD WOMEN!

  
  

  #44870
  

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  makodragon

  hahahahahah

  
  

  #44871
  

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  CartersBird

  I haven't done coke in 3 years. Do you want to be that guy?

  
  

  #44872
  

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  makodragon

  no bro, I don't. However I am about to get into debt to drink more booze, so fuck you PUSSY!

  
  

  #44873
  

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  CartersBird

  Why would you ever do something so stupid? Don't you usually spend your last pence on smokums?

  
  

  #44874
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I can honestly say though, tonight has been better than fucking my last bitch.

  
  

  #44875
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  because I'm fucking thirsty, in the mood, and you only live once.

  
  

  #44876
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  plus I pay my debts, sheeeit... I'm not a fucking imbecile

  
  

  #44877
  

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  CartersBird

  You've had a wild ride. The LOWEST post on most discussed is at 31, and it's mostly you trying to kajig the noob knob. Glad you had fun with fun people. And also bamford.

  
  

  #44878
  

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  CartersBird

  And you hate THJ and megafaggot now? Are they less toxic than bamford? Or just online more often?

  
  

  #44879
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  The Bamgod seems to employ the BMH style of commenting. Drop a nuke then fuck off for a day or two. Hard to fight.

  
  

  #44880
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Anywho, shower time. Gonna jerk off while thinking of something super hetero, like bamford fucking Laurie Holden from the X-Files.

  
  

  #44881
  

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  makodragon

  I don't hold a grudge. What kind of faggot mod would I be if I did that. Believe it or not, being a mod is actually important to me because I like the site and I like the faggots that frequent it. Sure I can be a dick, but I don't hold a grudge. Why the fuck do you think I have the highest rep? I like this shit. A lot. And everything that comes with it.

  
  

  #44882
  

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  makodragon

  hey I have to take a loss every now and then, so what? In the grand scheme of things, it's all about the site, not me.

  
  

  #44883
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  It's about you guys. You make the site.

  
  

  #44884
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  mostly me, but you guys too hehe :P

  
  

  #44885
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  also, sorry CB, but I don't get that x-files reference. Barret would. I'm just a lesser mod.

  
  

  #44886
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  okay... now to get booze from the shop withoout looking like a complete alcoholic..

  
  

  #44887
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ha md is on mission impossible

  
  

  #44888
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  join me you honkey tonk wonkey plonker!

  
  

  #44889
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im going for a meal with family at 12

  
  

  #44890
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I'll send you in, you have a good serious face. Non-threatening. Like an exposed snail. Innocent, and vulnerable.

  
  

  #44891
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  aww giggsy. Welp, have a good time homebrew :P

  
  

  #44892
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  First thing is how to get past the mother...

  
  

  #44893
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  she's awake now.

  
  

  #44894
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  The X Files thing was just an actress that used to be ridiculously sexy.

  
  

  #44895
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  okay I'm going in. See ya in like, however long it takes.

  
  

  #44896
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  She's okay. No Kate Beckinsale though.

  
  

  #44897
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Nice muchokill there.

  
  

  #44898
  

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  makodragon

  I thought better of spending more money on booze. God, the next week is going to be an arduous trial of boredom.

  
  

  #44917