When fetishes go too far
She ain't getting any air until he cums
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FlashGordon fucks himself
I know right, I genuinely thought she would end up dying and it be all part of that guys evil plan
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FlashGordon fucks himself
Is the server time off? These comments are a few minutes old yet it's showing they were posted 9 hours ago here on my end. My date and time are correct so it can't be me
Bono
I tried to normalize timestamps on comments client-side. Some peoples' browsers misinterpret the code juju. Barret is even worse, he'll refresh and the comments will be from 40 minutes in the future.
Barret
My issue worked itself out, here i thought you had fixed it. Serves me right for having hopes in your skills!
bamford
why even do that at all? someone being in a different time zone doesn't make this comment happen 8 hours ago
Bono
Because cuckford, I am using a jquery plugin so that timestamps update on their own even after you load the page. (your "just now" will turn into "a minute ago" if I let it sit)THIS requires a timestamp to be provided in a specific format. Since JS uses a local timestamp, I have to specify in the script that the server time is UTC - 7, or 6 or 8 or whatever the fuck depending on Daylight Savings Time.
It's harder than it sounds to just set "server time" as the default and display the same thing to everyone.
FlashGordon fucks himself
Right, the timestamp should be determined by the code the browser translates from the server and whatever time zone you're in determines the stamp. I dumped my cache and all that shit so if it's working itself out for other people I'm sure it'll be the same for me but it just hasn't appeared on my end yet.
Bono
I have never been able to replicate the error myself, so I assume it only affects Zucker scum
Barret
I just tried out this new sauce i saw at the asian store, was all black, figured it was some kind of soy or teriaki sauce. Tasted like absolute shit and nearly ruined my meal. Looked at the ingredients.Main ingredients...water and....Zucker.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
What can be said about that? I'm aghast....flabbergasted even. Certainly her gasters were all aflabber. She was thinking "this sucks....I definitely have abated breath"