How to eat a pineapple

The hard part is peeling it.

Points: 18

by CartersBird

Submitted on Oct 11, 2018

Nature is Metal

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  megaFAGGOT

  Like Kiwi fuzz... yick

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  Good.

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  Me vs MD

  
  

  #22930
  

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  DrGiggles

  you like to get MD's prick(s) into you ?

  
  

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  makodragon

  where's that fat faggot to tell you that I'm in your head?

  
  

  #43669
  

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  makodragon

  making sweet love to your flabby hippocampus

  
  

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  makodragon

  jk, he couldn't come up with shit like that, the dumb fat fuck

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  MD comments outnumber bumford comments 3 to 1 on your slapfight threads... he is far more effective and far less upset

  
  

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  makodragon

  Lol, I actually like Bamford. You though? You're just a deluded fat cunt in his slipstream

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Pretty sure slipstream is another word for wormhole. Ask master chief.

  
  

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  makodragon

  too dumb to be insulted. Got it.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  No, you're just misusing words because you're so flustered

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I slipstreamed your mums wormhole

  
  

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  makodragon

  god you're a dumb fat fuck.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Slipstream_Space

  
  

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  makodragon

  is there no end to your stupid?

  
  

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  makodragon

  no wonder you were to pussy to comment on original mucho

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  We get it, I'm fat and dumb for pointing out your impotent rage, now what?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Do you though? I still think you fail to understand how fat and dumb you are.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Nice way to dodge your wrongness about slipspace too

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  and your bamford vagina sand

  
  

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  Barret

  Did MD say slipspace? I'm no expert on linguistics or anything, but I'm pretty sure he said slipstream.

  If I may.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipstream

  user:Barret takes of nerd glasses

  
  

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  makodragon

  I'm done with this fat chode

  
  

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  Barret

  Basically Md was saying that you're a klingon in bumfords anus.

  
  

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  Barret

  I don't mind MF really, every time oster shows up and tries to insult people, he reminds me that MF is quite witty by comparison. An aspiring paladin even.

  
  

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  makodragon

  more like whatshisname...

  persona

  
  

  #43710
  

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  Barret

  Fake no nosebleed.

  You wanna come online so i can bitch at you a bit?

  
  

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  makodragon

  good timing

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  That's right, run to the end of your chain and bark.

  
  

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  makodragon

  hahaha

  
  

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  bamford

  phew, i almost entered chat and caught the gay.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  careful there bamford

  
  

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  glandmilker

  that fuckers going to taste goooood

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That's one hungry puddy tat.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  technically that's not a pineapple

  
  

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  makodragon

  keep up the 'act', shitsavourer

  
  

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  Barret

  That was interesting, next time the porcupine should consider running away.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  *pineapple

  
  

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  makodragon

  haha

  
  

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  Barret

  lol the spikes in him at the end...

  That leopard was pretty dumb, went through all that trouble for a tiny bite of meat when there was a perfectly ripe human sitting right there.

  
  

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  makodragon

  That's a good point. Now I feel like a dumb leopard

  
  

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  Mick420

  why the fuck didnt the leopard eat the human filming it? no spikes, more meat..

  
  

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  Bono

  Comment reposts are now a thing

  
  

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  Mick420

  my bad, didnt realise i cant just watch and comment , i have to read through everything..

  
  

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  Bono

  IT IS KNOWN

  
  

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  Bono

  Release the disciplinary ass raping trucker

  
  

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  Mick420

  now i know..

  
  

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  makodragon

  Bahahahahah

  
  

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  makodragon

  This is the best thing I have ever seen

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Joe Rogan wouldn't have done that

  
  

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  Bono

  UNTIL THIS FRIDAY

  
  

  #43789
  

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  Bono

  NEXT FRIDAY... WHATEVER

  
  

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