Baking Porn|

The finest in new Freak Porn categories to appear in 2018. Slap that doughy ass bitch.


Submitted on Sep 6, 2018Freak Porn
Points: 20


  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's a weird nickname for your grandma

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    1/4 cup warm water. 1 Tablespoon yeast. 1/2 teaspoon sugar. 1/2 cup fresh Jiz. 1/4 cup butter. 1/4 cup sugar. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 1 egg.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    isn't this just baking ? in mah yoof, i worked in a kitchen with fresh bread baked daily. I baked a massive penis loaf. Pretty blatant, could not have been anything else. Even had fancy pube decorations. Anyway sent it out to the restaurant to a table of really old ladies like UUoody old, they loved it had a great old time with the penis loaf and left a massive tip. (just like the loaf...)

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    extra foreskin, use it as a bread bowl.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    ah, a reservoir of spinach dip styled like smegma. i'm getting all artsy fartsy just thinking of the possibilities.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Isn’t there a sub of someone shoving a chicken into their foreskin somewhere?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Not me, I prefer chillis and cod tongues.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    almost reposted it.

    THJ please try my shitty mexico border game

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And it really is his. He posted it without me knowing. Darn you Barret, owner of Muchozucko.com!!!!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its kind of fun for a few tries. There's some strategy to it.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I have so many silly ideas, lol

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol this reminds me that I got banned from Twitter about 18 times since MZ went down. That's where I was hanging out.

    A couple of them were from arguing with actual pedos. They would go back and report old tweets of mine and id go down in hours.

    The rest of the bans were legit for being antisemitic, misogynist and racist of course.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Something about wanting to rp as a little boy and you wanted me to be your pedo uncle.

    Also you wanted to try my shitty game

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