How to break the ice

Turn that stranger into a friend

Points: 21

by truckerhatjones

Submitted on Jul 11, 2018

Funny

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  FredGspotSanford

  It was Dr Pooper

  
  

  #19250
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Any name beginning with Dr is certain to be followed by a load of shit.

  
  

  #36768
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Consistent truth

  
  

  #36775
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  wololo

  
  

  #36790
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Whoopner @ 4:00 defiantly Whoopner @ 4:00. V. E .R. N

  
  

  #19252
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  What

  
  

  #36776
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  He sounds like Rainman

  
  

  #36778
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  oh, you must have been "definitely"

  
  

  #36782
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fucking retard

  
  

  #36783
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  meant* not been... fuck

  
  

  #36784
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fucking retard

  
  

  #36785
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Ahem

  
  

  #36794
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  defiantly retarded...

  
  

  #36796
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  THJ making friends

  
  

  #19259
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  it's what i do

  
  

  #36786
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what you do is fight with makodragon even though the dude is a gem

  
  

  #36811
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  this a job interview is thorough

  
  

  #19260
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  whats the job ? my delivery job interview didn't go like this

  
  

  #36793
  

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  glandmilker

  as long as you got the cum to the sperm bank they didnt care

  
  

  #36802
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it was for takeaways not a sperm bank

  
  

  #36814
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Wow. Last time I shit myself? . can't remember. But i did shart myself when i found out that people on this site have multiple accounts. I have a TUMOR.. and I'm not that drain bammaged.

  
  

  #19268
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it was probably yesterday , maybe you should ask your carer , she would remember

  
  

  #36813
  

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  Rooster65

  I dislike your Mother. Hate is a strong word. Go hate your glorryhole faggott

  
  

  #36825
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i almost shit myself at a park once ... scratch almost, but i managed to get my pants off inside an abandoned bathroom stall

  
  

  #36852
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  before the explosion

  
  

  #36853
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  Next up, ask about his hobbies. Does he like to eat da poo poo ?

  
  

  #19326
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Favorite sub of the day

  
  

  #24505