Slop Thots
You're Welcome.
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makodragon
Was the first one a guy? I couldn't tell. I just voted and ran from this hideous shit.
Tigeriger
I think it’s impossible to classify these ‘things’ but that did make this mucho-worthy.
Bono
He said he was moving awhile ago. Not sure if he meant exercise or getting a new address.
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makodragon
lol now that you ain't gonna die, you can stop makin peace with the world and beginsome good ol' fashioned nigger-hatin'!
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makodragon
Man... when you have a massive dump, and you can't sit comfortable for at least an hour afterwards...
makodragon
It doesn't happen on the regular like. But I thought I was getting my arse torn wide open by a fucking canoe-sized turd. I looked into the pan and saw just average joe turd, with some battle blood in the water.
makodragon
That's easy for you to say, my arse isn't as pretty as yours fries.I know because I took pictures of the region, and, well, I didn't sub it, did I?
truckerhatjones the Golden
what does one's ass being toned and perfect have to do with intestinal distress
makodragon
It's not that bad guys, jesus. You guys are more concerned about my rectal health than you were Rooster's fuckin' tumour!
makodragon
I considered showing you all my shitflap. Because for some reason that seems more normal than showing just one person it. But I decided against it.
Barret
Having sympathy anal bleeding with you today. Worst flight ever.Staying up all evening, drinking and NOT SLEEPING. Take a 10 hour flight in the morning, 22 hour long journey, took a sleeping pill. STILL CANT SLEEP!!! Upset stomach welcome though. I love continually wiping my bloody asshole in that tiny piss smelling stall while people are smashing on my door.
No wonder Kirk is always so touch.
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Barret
Im sure thats what you and your best buddy shark talk about when youre gossiping on tinder.
Barret
It ended up being 24 hours, for some reason, getting across a couple of towns was more work then traveling half the globe. Thats what happens when no one likes you so you have nobody to pick you up at the airport. Remember that....Bamford.