Girl Of My Dreams

MILFy expresses her dissatisfaction with customer service

Points: 28

by JordanSimms

Submitted on May 15, 2018

Funny

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  makodragon

  White women...

  
  

  #17043
  

  Noob

  TR

  First

  
  

  #31498
  

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  makodragon

  Yo Barret, do we instaban this fuck or what?

  
  

  #31505
  

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  makodragon

  You can do it since I already banned a fuck today.

  That's right Barret, you get to ban your favourite fucktroll.

  
  

  #31506
  

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  Barret

  That would be funny, but I'll leave it to Boner I guess. Might as well give TR a chance to remind everyone why he was banned.

  
  

  #31507
  

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  Barret

  Was he unbanned? I'm 70% sure he was banned. Maybe it ran out. We need a good old fashioned ban list with dates and reasoning, like good old ms.

  
  

  #31509
  

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  makodragon

  He's already pissed me off. So lets see if he can stay on your good side. Your love can save him.

  
  

  #31510
  

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  makodragon

  Or some shit. Either way, it's entertaining for me.

  
  

  #31511
  

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  Barret

  Looking at his comment history for 10 second was already enough to give me the shits.

  
  

  #31514
  

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  makodragon

  I read his last comment 5 months ago. Some bollocks reply to an unspoken question.

  
  

  #31515
  

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  Barret

  What does TR has to say about this I wonder, he went quiet so quickly, almost...disappointingly quickly. Did he get banned for doxing or just for being TR? If it was the former he should just be re-banned immediately.

  
  

  #31516
  

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  makodragon

  Looks like he's been unbanned for like, 5 months at least. Best to leave him to cut his own throat.

  
  

  #31518
  

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  Barret

  Good.

  
  

  #31520
  

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  Barret

  lol

  https://muchozucko.com/user/ShootGunWillie

  
  

  #31537
  

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  makodragon

  What kind of retard fucks up the name of his alt?

  
  

  #31538
  

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  Barret

  ShotGunWillk

  
  

  #31547
  

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  Bono

  I admire his restraint tbh, he never made a single comment

  
  

  #31582
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  FREE TR !!

  
  

  #31744
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  He isnt banned

  
  

  #31748
  
  
  

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  Barret

  lol, was hoping for that. Bet she's a fun lay.

  
  

  #17046
  

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  makodragon

  "fun"

  She threw her own shit at a worker on minimum wage.

  
  

  #31521
  

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  Barret

  So she's probably up for anal, scat, and public humiliation.

  
  

  #31522
  

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  Barret

  and minimum wage people are like Zuckers, hardly worthy of human rights.

  
  

  #31523
  

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  makodragon

  Well what I would call her is wife-beating material.

  
  

  #31524
  

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  Barret

  Actually didn't notice that she threw the damn thing, lol.

  
  

  #31525
  

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  Barret

  Yeah now you're talking.

  
  

  #31526
  

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  makodragon

  This is the type of women that pushes someone into beating the shit out of her, then divorces him for everything he worked for.

  
  

  #31527
  

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  Barret

  Yeah she would call the cops when you finally punch her back, and then the pigs would come arrest you, even though you're covered in blue and yellow marks, bruises, an ironing machine shaped bruise and shit stains, because she has a tiny cut on her clit.

  
  

  #31528
  

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  Barret

  ironing machine shaped burn mark*

  
  

  #31529
  
  
  

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  Barret

  I made a girl sleep on the couch tonight, as she refused to take a shower before coming to bed. Having worked all day she was quite sweaty and smelly. She may have been hot but, cleanliness first. Cleaning my bedsheets is work.

  
  

  #17048
  

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  makodragon

  You Oster'd a bitch!

  
  

  #31530
  

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  Barret

  She's a weird one, fucking hates to shower, its just 2 minutes ffs... Just wanted to come here drunk, play Mario for half an hour and pass out on my couch.

  
  

  #31534
  

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  makodragon

  haha That's kinda what I wanna do right now.

  
  

  #31539
  

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  makodragon

  get drunk, go to yours, play some Mario, then pass out, unmolested, on your couch.

  
  

  #31540
  

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  makodragon

  Without showering.

  
  

  #31541
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  evenin europals

  
  

  #31542
  

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  makodragon

  Mornin' BillyGoatGruff

  
  

  #31543
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  its still early in the night yet ..ya high end british subject

  
  

  #31544
  

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  Barret

  I'm not sure about unmolested, but that sounds alright.

  
  

  #31545
  

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  Barret

  Wanted to go out to some strip clubs tonight, but I think these taco-farts would get me kicked out....

  Worth it.

  
  

  #31546
  

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  makodragon

  Dude, you gotta learn how to pass wind silently. Nobody can detect who's rectum a fart came from. Just start eyeing up the nearest paki accusingly.

  
  

  #31586
  

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  CartersBird

  Morning MakoDragonBallZ

  
  

  #31587
  

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  CartersBird

  Please summarize what I missed.

  
  

  #31588
  

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  makodragon

  I'll give you the THJ version of events: Alpha male noob, known as Roniggar, came ont the scene, stomped makodrugs and went out in a blaze of glory. MD, beta that he is, fagbanned him when he could no longer endure the barrage of assault on his personage.

  I think you will be massively underwhelmed.

  
  

  #31590
  

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  CartersBird

  So just a spammer from Brazil then.

  
  

  #31591
  

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  CartersBird

  Interesting coincidence about the roosters dying though.

  
  

  #31592
  

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  makodragon

  "So just a spammer from Brazil then."

  Precisely.

  
  

  #31593
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that bitch is crazy

  
  

  #17052
  

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  glandmilker

  its like she's done it before,she gets her ass wipes ready before the deed

  
  

  #31563
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  You want fries with scat?

  
  

  #17057
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Hey Freddy... yes. https://muchozucko.com/130/Saved-this-from-way-back-Poutine-Cheese-Fries

  
  

  #31573
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  This works faster than Taco Bell

  
  

  #17066
  

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  makodragon

  So does the Tom Pearl diet.

  
  

  #31594
  

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  glandmilker

  Her way doesn't give you hot breath

  
  

  #31607
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  she was probably complaining about the hygiene

  
  

  #17094
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Looks kind of like a Chipotle... she has my respect

  
  

  #17110