Shoots fired

Given a standing ovation by Clint Eastwood

Points: 17

by glandmilker

Submitted on May 3, 2018

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  Barret

  And then he sued the cops for sexual assault and becomes a millionaire.

  
  

  #16485
  

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  glandmilker

  He's not getting another boner with all of those holes

  
  

  #30139
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  - o

  
  

  #16486
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I think Safelight has their hands full with that windshield!

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  just like Billymayshere to be pulling down a bros pants

  
  

  #16488
  

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  CartersBird

  How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

  
  

  #30170
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I think big sister accommodates him and Daddy

  
  

  #30171
  

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  DrGiggles

  I hope CB deads soon

  
  

  #34826
  

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  CartersBird

  No you don't. I'm young and lucid.

  
  

  #34829
  
  
  

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  DrGiggles

  did he dead ?

  
  

  #16489
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^yeah I went there... and you know what its some funnyass shit

  
  

  #30142
  
  
  

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  fatbastard

  with those new holes he can play pussy get fucked

  
  

  #16493
  

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  Rooster65

  He got fucked the moment he pulled a gun on that many cops

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I really mean this shit this time: good

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  Almost as good as Infinity War.

  
  

  #16495
  

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  Bono

  I don't feel so good

  
  

  #30149
  

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  Barret

  Saw it last night, it was great, stfu you wankers.

  Only MD gets to hate on it, because he's a grump anyway.

  
  

  #30167
  

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  Barret

  Barret goes out to look for babes and food, curious to see what kind of meme shenanigans may or may not have happened when I get back.

  
  

  #30168
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Stupid, stupid nigger. I'm glad he died. Not because he's a nigger, but because you have to be pretty fucking dumb to piss the police off enough to get shot at through a fucking windscreen.

  
  

  #16531