So You Think You Know How to Sail
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glandmilker
When he said this was our safety harness he was swinging his 12 cock around
Barret
Bloody hell.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/621220/Nantucket/
Fun little game if you like...games. Sailing. But not whales.
Barret
A Captain's Log of the Melville ---------------------------------------------
Day 4: My men invite me to play dice and laugh as I lose 50 dollars to them. I retreat to my cabin in shame. Day 14: I catch Donald and Harrison playing hide the harpoon in the cargo hold. They ask me to join in. Well, all for crew morale I suppose. *drops cloth* Day 23: A baby narwhale almost destroys my entire ship and crew for $45 profit. It was worth. Day 30: Of my three crew: one has dysentery, another is a grog hoarding drunk and the other one bullies me into doing his work for him. Everything is going great. Day 50: I run out of water and I have the option to purify sea water. I do so. Game roasts me and tells me it was a stupid idea. Day 100: I limp into Honolulu with $45 worth of goods and I need $400 worth of supplies. ???? me. I quit this game and return to the main menu to start a new game, leaving my bullying, light in the shoes, drunken crew rejoicing in my disappearance.
10/10

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