So You Think You Know How to Sail
Sailing around Cape Horn
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Except for when one shipmate that fell in love with me and now keeps trying to fuck my ass when I sleep.
VetBarret
A Captain's Log of the Melville---------------------------------------------
Day 4: My men invite me to play dice and laugh as I lose 50 dollars to them. I retreat to my cabin in shame.
Day 14: I catch Donald and Harrison playing hide the harpoon in the cargo hold. They ask me to join in. Well, all for crew morale I suppose. *drops cloth*
Day 23: A baby narwhale almost destroys my entire ship and crew for $45 profit. It was worth.
Day 30: Of my three crew: one has dysentery, another is a grog hoarding drunk and the other one bullies me into doing his work for him. Everything is going great.
Day 50: I run out of water and I have the option to purify sea water. I do so. Game roasts me and tells me it was a stupid idea.
Day 100: I limp into Honolulu with $45 worth of goods and I need $400 worth of supplies. ???? me. I quit this game and return to the main menu to start a new game, leaving my bullying, light in the shoes, drunken crew rejoicing in my disappearance.
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