Barret Does Laundry

Classic Barret experience. Walked all the way down to the laundry. Carrying all my shit. Waited patiently for the laundry to finish. Walk come and hang everything up to dry. Then I hear this weird plastic thud and look down. There's a white ball there. What is it? Its like a plastic bag or something, its all glued together...

I open it like it was a wrapped present from santa. It looks kind of like a bandage or so- Oh my god its a used pad and there's blood in it...

I'm just going to pretend this didn't happen and use my clothes. They must be clean right? I set the washer to Hot after all.


Submitted on Aug 26, 2026NSFL
Points: 6

Barret Does Laundry

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    Yeah youre good buddy..what's a little 3rd world blood going to do?

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    #177659
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Plus I have all the STDs already.

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    #177665
  • Mucho User PunkyBruiserVet

    PunkyBruiser

    Team Shit currently has 162 points.

    Team Puke currently has 71 points.

    Team Pus currently has 62 points.

    Team Piss currently has 21 points.

    Fuck, that is a LOT of bodily fluid! 8(

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    #177664
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i saw PunkyBruiser in the recent comments forgetting about the punky bot.. i says .. i says ' no way that fuckin huffing sex criminal is roaming boner's halls '... happy to be so old and forgetful

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    #177666
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Ran off to here I see. You going to save more "top tier" user photos like you did with Pumas dick? Fuckin weirdo.

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    #177667
    Mucho User MZTestNoob

    MZTest

    WE HAVE A RUN OFF ⚠️ 📢 🚨

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    #177668
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Correct. BMH posted it in the Sucko telegram and said he saved "top tier users pics". I laughed at him until he finally left and would return as long as I was still in the room. Pretty FUCKING funny.

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    #177670
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I meant GOLD as in cool. I need that penis for my collection. Gotta have them all.

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    #177672
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Speaking of penis, anyone hear from Jrob? I bet he would appreciate this blooming flower.

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    #177675
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Don't know how to get a hold of him. He hasn't logged into his steam account for 7 years or so. Last time I talked to him he had gotten a nice house and stuff, getting his shit together. But playing a lot of online games. Thousands of hours of shooters and zombie games.

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    #177676
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Last we spoke he was non stop playing overwatch. Good for him. im glad he's doing well. Zeke is afk, went on some Q-anon rampage and went dark. Toaster talks to him ONCE in a blue moon. Gull is finally on anti-depression meds I talk to him every other week or so just to check in. Kirk, is a bitch and always will be. Yak is doing Yak things. Possum died last year in April RIP.

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    #177679
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah he would pick one new online game and play only that for months, then move on to the next. DayZ for example. I think he found a tightknit friend group there and played everything together. Maybe they moved on to epic store or something. Hope everything is cool with him.

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    #177681
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    might be time to retrie for good .. as i just as soon not have to read inane dribble for a weeded out faggot who really says nothing

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    #177683
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    get it straight jaime.. no one likes you.. and while not many like me.. i bet i leave a more lasting impression than a boring shitstain like you

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    #177688
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You got your classic avy back, what more can we ask for! Just think of Oster as an annoying nephew or something. Annoying most of the time, but still family. We just have to suffer him but we can piss in his drink at thanksgivings

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    #177690
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Weeded out lol I can't smoke. Random drug tests when you work in a hospital. So run along now and make sure you wipe you're tears away.

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    #177691
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i have family i dont like as it is.. they are all smarter in a drunken stuper than this fuck at his most alert

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    #177694
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I don't care if people like me or not. That's not the thing I strive for. Ill leave you alone. Just remember, you got ran off by fuckin Oster, just like Kirk did.

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    #177695
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    "I have family I don't like as it is". What a boomer thing to say.

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    #177697
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    you just think about that.. got ran off not by your intellect, but by being nearly stupified to death.. youve never said anything even remotely interesting in your tenure at mucho.. then to have to endure you through live chat.. jesus christ.. why would anyone who is not good at completely ignore people want to suffer with a shitass like you?

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    #177698
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job running off 50% of our userbase Oster, really appreciate it

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    #177699
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i saved a lot of videos and pics not because im some faggot who wants to see some repugnant russian's cock.. but because it was mucho content.. but to even have to explain that taxes me to the core... you see how fuckin stupid you are?

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    #177700
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    It's not my fault he can't laugh about shit. It's the internet. Get over it.

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    #177701
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He was from Ukraine. Idiot.

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    #177702
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i cant laugh when i know the place where its coming from.. be like laughing at an biden joke about cornpop

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    #177703
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Political jokes are for NPCs. That shits annoying and just brain melting.

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    #177706
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    nixon has asked me and kirk to rejoin yak's fartbox at least 5 times.. i said if you and toastfat left i would

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    #177707
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Anyway back to Baldurs Gate.

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    #177708
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If it helps, he was probably shipped off to the front lines and died

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    #177709
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    To be fair, toaster is an annoying cunt herself. So I get that. contradicting everything she says just to talk.

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    #177712
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Everything dies. If you could actually remember correctly it's the same photoshop that jones made back on sucko. So, eat a dick. Make sure you save the pic too.

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    #177713
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job on the YT embed Bonder

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    #177715
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    boner.. you should implement a reply button or quote button.. put that on your list

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    #177717
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    you forgot your sign.

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    #177718
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I thought you were retiring for good?

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    #177719
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The squidley quotes are a nice touch.

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    #177720
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Thanks, still waiting for a Bono apology for thinking they were made up.

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    #177721
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    stop trying to think shitbird.. go grab yourself a dab or a gummy .. go hide from your stupidity

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    #177722
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Does anyone remember when he was trying to talk about the WWE wrestler girl that had a masturbation video leaked. Squids tagger her in the video he posted on whats now X and was asking her questions. That shit was amazing.

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    #177723
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You don't comprehend well. I don't smoke weed lol. Havent for a LONG time hence random drug tests due to employment.

    Dipshit.

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    #177724
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah I was telling about it last night. Wish I had that account bookmarked. He was hitting on all the pornstars.

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    #177725
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm growing senile in my older age. Forgetting whole words in sentences, adding in words that don't belong, or just writing wrong ones. I'm gonna be so much worse then Squidley in the end. If I even live that long.

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    #177728
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    enjoy the silence cunt.. youll always be a degenerate lame brained burnt out pothead to me

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    #177729
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Enjoy the ride while it lasts. Or be like Tim Curry and live the last decade in a chair.

    @BMH that means nothing to me, stay upset.

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    #177730
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Youll always be laughed at for being ran off the telegram app by me. Lolol literally me. Idiot.

    Now back to the party building. I need a cleric and possibly another mage. Hmmm.

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    #177731
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I love Billy's hatred for Oster. Its heroic.

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    #177732
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I mean if you're going to hold a grudge from someone that you'll never meet fuckin' do it.

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    #177734
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Do we really want to possum up the place? Literally asking

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    #177736
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fair. Punky is really fucking bad lately. Maybe keeping the links in the threads would be for the best.

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    #177737
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    So real shit, how ya been Noob? What are you doing with your life? Married? Kids? ect whats up?

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    #177738
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Punky is alive? Posting links? Holy fuck

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    #177741
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I exited a serious relationship during covid and have not recovered. Dating is broken. What sucks worse than getting ghosted is having a wonderful time then she becomes distant the next day. Women aren't serious people.

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    #177742
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Anyways I'm gonna try to figure out how to restore 1000 subs at a time. I'll try to keep up with Chat/Lounge if you want

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    #177743
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    All I ask, delete the comment count. ESPECIALLY for fries 103,xxx comments of legit dogshit. We all start at a clean slate. Dating is what you make it. I work with my girlfriend, she's is a different lab than I am. We make it work. So you had a heartbreak, sucks to suck, get over it. I understand how you feel and i've been there before. Move on. What's this? your fourth real relationship ever? Try living with your significant other, then you grow to hate one another and just like yeah... I dont care if you cheat, I have.... ect. Dating is broken. Tradwife is where it's at. Man works, woman stays home and houses. That's the only way. BMH doesnt even know what a woman feels like.

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    #177744
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Meanwhile Barret's autism demanded comment counts be added back yesterday...

    TradWife sounds nice. That's kind of who I was dating pre-Covid. But like... she didn't have anything behind her eyes. As beautiful as she was, as kind as she was, there was zero ambition and very little personality. She couldn't even really explain why she liked me. I think she, like most wamminz, was just happy to not be alone.

    It changed my whole view on relationships honestly. They aren't valuable 99% of the time.

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    #177745
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I might add Link submissions

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    #177753
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    @Oster if you have a way to message fries/drgiggles, tell him that he can just use VPN to open sites without need brit ID. Its built into firefox, just have to click 2 buttons to get in anywhere. Including discord since it can be used in a browser.

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    #177755
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i wouldnt take any direction from jaime dumb.. if you do, the site will amount to another crazyshit

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    #177761
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oster is an alright guy and a fine manufacturer of kitchenware. I know I'm missing like 6 years of Discord and Telegram lore, I just don't get how you niggers find a way to fight when it's not even fun or public

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    #177762
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    you ever see that movie the cooler?.. that's oat turds.. he sucks the life out of any and everything.. just filling space with bland dumbness.. this is going back to when that shitstain 1st showed up on sucko.. perhaps im more sensitive to it.. i knew a guy in real life who was exactly like that - he probably still is but i dont have anything to do with him. there is no way i am going to be swayed on the matter since a leopard cant change it's dots

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    #177763
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    also.. what manufacturing did he ever do?.. I am the one who worked at and then later co-owned a kitchen cabinet shop

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    #177764
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Sitcom level kitchen, Billy. Truly comfy

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    #177768
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    we were good at it man.. we were small and honest.. my cousin still has a shop and my brother works for him.. he does a lot of higher end work for the gays and people in newport beach

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    #177769
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That airfrier at ostercom would annoy the fuck out of me

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    #177770
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also, I would literally kill a man to have a kitchen like this.

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    #177771
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wonder if I was living in the same condo in thailand back when MZ was still here. I was here when covid started, so I guess so? Funny how time flies. Half my kitchen is inside on one end of the studio apartment, the other half outside on the balcony on the other side. I tried to improve it by getting some large shelves inside that I filled up with a pizza oven, blender, slow cooker etc. Can actually cook here now. But still... claustrophobiclly small place to cook.

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    #177772
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I don't remember MZ and covid coexisting but they did for like a months

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    #177773
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So I missed out on people arguing endlessly about restrictions and such, since I wasn't here at the end times (I think?). Those were crazy times, I saw some crazy and gross shit I don't think most people even considered.

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    #177775
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Actually makes me happy I wasn't here, and that history being lost. Who wants to read that shit now.

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    #177776
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If I had the data you'd want it restored lmaooo

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    #177777
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i was resolute in my rejection of everything scamdemic related.. since the 1st day of the 'flattening the curve' bullshit... even lost real friends over that fuckin fraud

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    #177778
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I got the J&J shot because I wanted to die

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    #177779
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Almost time to go home. Can't wait to work on this disgusting horseshit for 6 people 💞💞💞

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    #177781
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    @Barret Giggles beacon has been sent.

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    #177831