Barret Does Laundry

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PunkyBruiser
Team Shit currently has 162 points.
Team Puke currently has 71 points.
Team Pus currently has 62 points.
Team Piss currently has 21 points.
Fuck, that is a LOT of bodily fluid! 8(
BILLYMAYSHERE
i saw PunkyBruiser in the recent comments forgetting about the punky bot.. i says .. i says ' no way that fuckin huffing sex criminal is roaming boner's halls '... happy to be so old and forgetful
Oster
Last we spoke he was non stop playing overwatch. Good for him. im glad he's doing well. Zeke is afk, went on some Q-anon rampage and went dark. Toaster talks to him ONCE in a blue moon. Gull is finally on anti-depression meds I talk to him every other week or so just to check in. Kirk, is a bitch and always will be. Yak is doing Yak things. Possum died last year in April RIP.
BILLYMAYSHERE
might be time to retrie for good .. as i just as soon not have to read inane dribble for a weeded out faggot who really says nothing
BILLYMAYSHERE
get it straight jaime.. no one likes you.. and while not many like me.. i bet i leave a more lasting impression than a boring shitstain like you
BILLYMAYSHERE
i have family i dont like as it is.. they are all smarter in a drunken stuper than this fuck at his most alert
BILLYMAYSHERE
you just think about that.. got ran off not by your intellect, but by being nearly stupified to death.. youve never said anything even remotely interesting in your tenure at mucho.. then to have to endure you through live chat.. jesus christ.. why would anyone who is not good at completely ignore people want to suffer with a shitass like you?
BILLYMAYSHERE
i saved a lot of videos and pics not because im some faggot who wants to see some repugnant russian's cock.. but because it was mucho content.. but to even have to explain that taxes me to the core... you see how fuckin stupid you are?
BILLYMAYSHERE
i cant laugh when i know the place where its coming from.. be like laughing at an biden joke about cornpop
BILLYMAYSHERE
nixon has asked me and kirk to rejoin yak's fartbox at least 5 times.. i said if you and toastfat left i would
Barret
Well shit. This is how I find out. RIP Tim Curry.
BILLYMAYSHERE
well here's a new avy just for you.. spitting (and swallowing i imagine) image
BILLYMAYSHERE
boner.. you should implement a reply button or quote button.. put that on your list
BILLYMAYSHERE
stop trying to think shitbird.. go grab yourself a dab or a gummy .. go hide from your stupidity
BILLYMAYSHERE
enjoy the silence cunt.. youll always be a degenerate lame brained burnt out pothead to me
Oster
Also, can we get the feature to post URLs as submissions. I feel this song is a Mucho staple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw&list=RDx9J65j2GNzw&start_radio=1
Oster
All I ask, delete the comment count. ESPECIALLY for fries 103,xxx comments of legit dogshit. We all start at a clean slate. Dating is what you make it. I work with my girlfriend, she's is a different lab than I am. We make it work. So you had a heartbreak, sucks to suck, get over it. I understand how you feel and i've been there before. Move on. What's this? your fourth real relationship ever? Try living with your significant other, then you grow to hate one another and just like yeah... I dont care if you cheat, I have.... ect. Dating is broken. Tradwife is where it's at. Man works, woman stays home and houses. That's the only way. BMH doesnt even know what a woman feels like.
Bono
Meanwhile Barret's autism demanded comment counts be added back yesterday...
TradWife sounds nice. That's kind of who I was dating pre-Covid. But like... she didn't have anything behind her eyes. As beautiful as she was, as kind as she was, there was zero ambition and very little personality. She couldn't even really explain why she liked me. I think she, like most wamminz, was just happy to not be alone.
It changed my whole view on relationships honestly. They aren't valuable 99% of the time.
BILLYMAYSHERE
i wouldnt take any direction from jaime dumb.. if you do, the site will amount to another crazyshit
BILLYMAYSHERE
you ever see that movie the cooler?.. that's oat turds.. he sucks the life out of any and everything.. just filling space with bland dumbness.. this is going back to when that shitstain 1st showed up on sucko.. perhaps im more sensitive to it.. i knew a guy in real life who was exactly like that - he probably still is but i dont have anything to do with him. there is no way i am going to be swayed on the matter since a leopard cant change it's dots
BILLYMAYSHERE
also.. what manufacturing did he ever do?.. I am the one who worked at and then later co-owned a kitchen cabinet shop
BILLYMAYSHERE
actual kitchen we built.. back in the 90s https://i.imgur.com/ngsuVLS.jpeg
BILLYMAYSHERE
we were good at it man.. we were small and honest.. my cousin still has a shop and my brother works for him.. he does a lot of higher end work for the gays and people in newport beach
Barret
I wonder if I was living in the same condo in thailand back when MZ was still here. I was here when covid started, so I guess so? Funny how time flies. Half my kitchen is inside on one end of the studio apartment, the other half outside on the balcony on the other side. I tried to improve it by getting some large shelves inside that I filled up with a pizza oven, blender, slow cooker etc. Can actually cook here now. But still... claustrophobiclly small place to cook.
BILLYMAYSHERE
i was resolute in my rejection of everything scamdemic related.. since the 1st day of the 'flattening the curve' bullshit... even lost real friends over that fuckin fraud
Classic Barret experience. Walked all the way down to the laundry. Carrying all my shit. Waited patiently for the laundry to finish. Walk come and hang everything up to dry. Then I hear this weird plastic thud and look down. There's a white ball there. What is it? Its like a plastic bag or something, its all glued together...
I open it like it was a wrapped present from santa. It looks kind of like a bandage or so- Oh my god its a used pad and there's blood in it...
I'm just going to pretend this didn't happen and use my clothes. They must be clean right? I set the washer to Hot after all.