Snakeus Fakeus

That probably felt good as shit


by Bono
Submitted on Aug 29, 2026Nature is Metal
Points: 8


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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret, thoughts on below? Working as intended?

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    #178049
  • Mucho User MZTestNoob

    MZTest

    I'm a fucking faggot who got shadowbanned but I don't know it yet! Surely my comments are going through!

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    #178038
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    When you fall asleep with the rubber on

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    #178053
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I still can't believe Magawd killed one with a broom just for me. All the years of auto downvotes and retards and faggotses, and that wounded me most

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    #178059
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    We need to get more nubs in here so there's more diversity in arguments.

    Can't just be Billy and Oster.

    Maybe I'll try to pick a fight.

    HEY BILLY, HOW COME YOUR BEARD HAS TO BE SO FUCKING MAJESTIC HUH. YOU TRYING TO HURT MY SELF-ESTEEM OR SOMETHING!? fAGGOT.

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    #178060
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fun story, I am still unable to grow a beard at 34. What you saw on OG MS was chocolate milk powder shaped on my jaw to look like stubble.

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    #178061
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yellow bar has been removed so we are technically open for business. Going to send the email blast to unbanned OGs probably sometime Monday.

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    #178062
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The more I comment the more I want to react to stuff. i think down the road, a 'pro feature' will be copy/pasting images from your clipboard directly into the comment box.

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    #178064
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's like Barret is the webmaster and I am his AI

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    #178065
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You know what I never got? Macheesemo/Sprinkles attempts at discrediting me.

    Like, in one breath he would say I was a fat, terminally online faggot (mostly true) and then he'd also turn around and say there was no way I built MZ. He thought the features I produced were pre-built "modules" that I could turn on and off with a button.

    You don't think it's plausible the terminally online fatso learned to build websites?? You idiot

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    #178066
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178066

    Know how you feel. Someone even said that I couldn't code and was using some automatic game creator or something :(

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178067

    To be fair GameMaker is super fucking unique. Steam quality games that export to HTML is fucking wild

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    #178068
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c178060

    Barret.. while i'd love to sling arrows at you in the name of a diverse smut site, I just have too much respect for you and our respectful history. Additionally, sure I could grow a beard, but it wont look for shit. I am of less hairy genetics.. and im not sad about it

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178070

    I was deploying a few minutes ago that might be it Billy. Do a hard refresh.

    And yes all games will be back

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    #178072
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Google Analytics says "29" active users. So a ton of lurkers or bots or whatever since we did the soft relaunch. Intradesting

    Like0STFU0
    #178075