Coconut Smashing

Going for that sweet world record...

Points: 11

by makodragon

Submitted on Mar 6, 2018

Funny

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I zero a word record

  
  

  #13447
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *is *world

  
  

  #25497
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Zero is a word count

  
  

  #25527
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  This guy should run for office

  
  

  #13462
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  His campaign song:....

  Down at an English fair, one evening I was there

  When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare

  I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

  There they are, all standing in a row

  Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

  Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist

  That's what the showman said

  I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

  Every ball you throw will make me rich

  There stands me wife, the idol of me life

  Singing roll up, bowl a ball, a penny a pitch

  
  

  #25528
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  Grasshoppers don't eat coconuts

  
  

  #13463
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Fapping, for the next few weeks will be relegated to the right hand.

  
  

  #13467
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  The International Society For the Humane Treatment of Coconuts has certified that no actual coconuts were harmed during this debacle.

  
  

  #13488
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  LOL fucking jones

  
  

  #14794
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  ?

  
  

  #27501
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Are your hands ok?

  They are not too ok.

  lololol

  They need to pick and even more damaging table next time, or put the coconuts on spikes.

  
  

  #14795
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  *also known as Jones Makes A Mucho Spam.

  
  

  #14796
  

  Vet

  Barret

  joink

  
  

  #27498
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  ???

  
  

  #27502
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  he means other Jones...

  
  

  #27503
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  he means you suck dixk

  
  

  #27504
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Nice mucho kill, you mean old bastard

  
  

  #27505
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  MD assumes so much.

  
  

  #27510
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  UltraFaggot is a woman, Bumford is old...

  
  

  #27515
  

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  Barret

  kk oster

  
  

  #27517
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I don't know whether he is actually old, but he has the spirit or a mean old cunt.

  
  

  #27518
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  *of

  
  

  #27519
  

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  Bono

  Oster is shaped like a skeleton, CB isn't Oster

  
  

  #27521
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Unless Oster was lying about being 6'5" and 67 pounds

  
  

  #27522
  

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  Barret

  Shut up bontard

  
  

  #27525
  

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  Bono

  no u

  
  

  #27526