Nearly Dead Compilation

Ban cars!

Points: 22

by makodragon

Submitted on Mar 2, 2018

NSFL

Tags: driving is not safe for life crashes RTA's truck lorry fire stupid
67 comments

Vet

Barret

1:36 nice fart

#13195

Vet

Barret

I like how the truck driver at 1:05 didn't give a fuck about the woman he nearly killed.

#13196

Vet

Barret

Bono, if you're not working on comments, at least have the decency to fix timestamps.

#25063

Vet

Barret

We need to get a signature campaign going over this shit.

or have a complaints/suggestions page.

#25064

Vet

CartersBird

Timestamps aren't broken...

#25066

Vet

CartersBird

I said... a minute ago.

#25067

Vet

Bono

I have a job and life nigger

#25077

Vet

Bono

Don't turn me into Whunu

#25078

Vet

Barret

Lies

#25079

Zucker

DrGiggles

there are far worse things in the world than being whunu

#25081

Vet

Bono

WELL SORRY UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE I HAVE A JOB AND WORK FOR MONEY AND ALSO MY PENIS IS A GROWER NOT A SHOWER REEEEE

#25082

Vet

Barret

Hahahaha.
I feel your pain, about the grower part.

#25085

Vet

Barret

https://i.imgur.com/XjCm1yd.jpg

#25120

Vet

glandmilker

What does a life nigger do for you, teach you how to rap, pick out a good watermelon at the store

#25146

Vet

Bono

maybe he can explain what "a life nigger" is

#25147

Vet

Barret

Haha

#74847

Vet

Tigeriger

When I was a kid Jeremy Beadle would give you £200 for sending in shit like this. I think he had 1 tiny sex hand or something.

#13197

Vet

makodragon

Jeremy Beadle knew my father better than I did... 8(

#25054

Vet

makodragon

Yes, my father was on Beadle's About. And I don't know my father myself. Fucked up right?

#25055

Vet

Tigeriger

Shit man, my bad. sounds like a story.

#25056

Vet

Barret

Watch out! Beadle's About.
Watch out! Beadle's About.
Well you better watch out! MD's dad's not about!

That sucked.

#25057

Vet

CartersBird

Take the 27 worst mass shooters in United States history.

26 of them weren't raised by their biological fathers.

#25058

Vet

CartersBird

So good job on being decent.

#25059

Vet

makodragon

Shit man, the video used to be on youtube... I should have subbed it long ago.

#25060

Vet

Barret

Been like 20 years since they sent that show on norfag tv, but still remember that damn intro. Also, Sledgehammer.

Yeah MD did good not killing masses yet.

#25061

Vet

Tigeriger

Show was massive, didn't know it hit the arctic circle though.

#25062

Vet

CartersBird

"Yet"

#25065

Vet

makodragon

I ain't gonna kill nobody. Ain't nothing tough or clever about killing innocent people.

#25068

Vet

Barret

But I bet it feels nice.

#25069

Zucker

DrGiggles

I kinda feels sorry for md mow :(

#25072

Zucker

DrGiggles

but then mine kids don't know me.. so fuck him

#25074

Vet

Barret

I kinda felt bad about not talking to my dad for 15+ years, but then again, giggle's kids hate him too, so fuck him.

#25076

Vet

Barret

I finally understand the bond that makes giggles and whunu friends. Both abandoned by everyone they loved.

#25080

Vet

makodragon

I just found the video. It's still online! Incoming!

#25088

Vet

Barret

Your claim to fame is finally here.

:(

#25094

Vet

Barret

I finally understand the bond that makes md and punky friends.

#25095

Vet

makodragon

Don't associate me with that piece of shit.

#25096

Vet

Barret

https://i.imgur.com/3WOFF8B.jpg

#25097

Vet

makodragon

Barret just ignores STUFFs. Time to break open a can of whoopass.

#25098

Vet

Barret

If its a comfort, my room has become invaded with ants. I keep spraying them, but the day after I find a new invasion. Sometimes I can feel things crawling over me in this bed, but its usually just tiny mosquitoes or spiders.

#25099

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makodragon

How is your mother's vagina doing these days bro?

#25100

Vet

Barret

We are all in pretty much the same boat I guess.

#25101

Vet

Barret

*my mums vag

#25102

Vet

Barret

I like your new Bart Simpson avy

#25103

Vet

Bono

You're such an asshole today

#25104

Vet

Barret

My jokes kinda snowball out of control sometimes.
See: The pole.

#25105

Vet

Barret

I mean.
https://i.imgur.com/VkELpA7.gif

#25106

Vet

Barret

Haha

#74848

Vet

Barret

Anyway, wtf was going on in the last scene with the fire? Looked like some exaggerated action movie sequence.

#13203

Vet

Bono

Someone drove over a large gasoline spill after it began turning to vapor. The heat of an engine was enough to ignite it.

It looked really bad but I read nobody died

#25073

Zucker

DrGiggles

you sure nobody died...

#25084

Vet

makodragon

I'm sure I don't care.

#25091

Zucker

DrGiggles

you stick to public transport makodragon

#13205

Vet

Barret

Just waiting for his mate's bus pass

#25075

Zucker

DrGiggles

that first idiot shouldn't be overtaking in snow

#13208

Zucker

DrGiggles

whens that bigass fireball happen ? I aint got time to watch all of this

#13209

Vet

Bono

Pretending your time is worth anything... this is the funniest Giggles comment maybe ever

#25083

Zucker

DrGiggles

my time spent here is worthless

#25086

Vet

Barret

I understand how you feel, i wish timestamps and comment/sub indexing worked too.

#25087

Vet

Bono

You mean video timestamps

#25089

Vet

Bono

Blah

#25090

Vet

Barret

Of course.

#25093