My Lucky Day

WE DETECT 248 WOMEN ONLINE WITHIN 10 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION These women are ONLY looking for casual sexual encounters.

Points: 14

by UUoody

Submitted on Feb 17, 2018

WTF

Tags: Ad bull shit the beginning of the end humorous instead
44 comments

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  Barret

  That BITCH! She told me I would be her only stud.

  
  

  #12307
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Women.....they can't be trusted

  
  

  #23632
  

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  Barret

  Well, I can be her stud, you can be the (grand)daddy.

  
  

  #23637
  

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  Bono

  NICE REPLY BUTTON BARRET

  
  

  #23639
  

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  Barret

  I fixed it, since it seemed to distress you. What would you do without me?

  
  

  #23640
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Seriously though, we need to have a little bit of ads eventually, to be able to run the server. Unless users are willing to donate 60 bucks or so per month.

  And the master jew tells me ads will not be visible if you are logged in as a user.

  Once testing is done.

  
  

  #12308
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  sounds viable to me..but i hope he doesnt get yak-jewy with it and make it a fuckin pop-up freakshow

  
  

  #23674
  
  
  

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  Bono

  This is why I end every post about ads by saying "this isn't going to affect signed in users."

  It'll be this way for another 24 hours tops. Then people who have an account won't have to see them ever again.

  
  

  #12309
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  How about good ads.....like for Gordon's gin. Porno site ads are so lame.

  
  

  #23633
  

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  Bono

  It's a tricky one for sure. MuchoZucko is very NSFW in general so ad options are limited.

  Gordon's probably wouldn't want to see their logo 2 inches away from some south american dude getting carved up like a pig.

  So there's basically an agreement between advertisers and sites like this that we basically can't ruin each others' reputations... basically

  
  

  #23636
  

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  Bono

  If it's any solace, I will never opt in for pop-under advertising or anything like that. Just the banners here and there, and only for lurkers.

  
  

  #23638
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Have you ever tasted Gordon's gin? Any one of our posts would make it look good. :)

  
  

  #23641
  

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  Barret

  " some south american dude getting carved up like a pig"

  That made me laugh more then it should.

  
  

  #23642
  

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  Bono

  I have to confess I haven't

  
  

  #23643
  

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  Barret

  Could also advertise psychologists and suicide lines.

  Those shrinks have deep pockets too, it would be the perfect symbiosis.

  1. Mentally fragile people come here, is further deranged from looking at our freakporn and comments.

  2. See ad and contacts shrink for super expensive treatments.

  3. Shrink earns a ton of cash, funnels a % of it back into the site.

  4. Go back to step one.

  
  

  #23644
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  No prob little brother. I'm just having a little fun with the concept. BTW....The same kind of fun that has got me dismissed from several jobs over the years.

  
  

  #23645
  

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  CartersBird

  I don't even click the mental health ads on Reddit.

  
  

  #23646
  

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  CartersBird

  I'm SUPER FUCKING HEALTHY AND EMOTIONALLY SECURE

  
  

  #23647
  

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  Barret

  When they tip over the edge, they will click it... we just have to push harder. Bathomet is a roast away.

  
  

  #23648
  

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  CartersBird

  And yet you keep roasting...

  
  

  #23649
  

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  CartersBird

  https://i.imgur.com/k0GLqAu.gif

  
  

  #23650
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  They have those?

  
  

  #23651
  

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  Barret

  Fucker never logs on to read them anymore. He can't do anything right.

  Its funny, you know he was on another site complaining that Bono took his self like button away, hahaha!

  
  

  #23652
  

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  Bono

  I think he should probably stick to Twitter... although I will miss his videos

  
  

  #23654
  

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  Bono

  Challenges I mean... not music

  
  

  #23655
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Ya'll bring me up when I ain't even here. I knew ya cared.

  
  

  #23869
  

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  Barret

  In my own way.

  
  

  #23874
  

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  Bono

  He cares

  FOR YOU TO DIE

  
  

  #23875
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Short version, ads are only for lurker SCUM.

  
  

  #12310
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Is this a bad time to say that my reply button stopped working?

  For sure ON MY END.

  
  

  #12311
  

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  Bono

  it is a horrible time to mention that.

  
  

  #23634
  

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  Bono

  never mention it again.

  
  

  #23635
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  The "overreaction" tag is not mine. How about humorous instead.

  
  

  #12312
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  HA HA....you got me.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Uh huh, hey, Beavis, Hahahahaha, these chicks really wanna score with you.

  
  

  #12323
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Little do the advertisers know that there is only around 20 regular users on here and although I can only speak for myself but... I am certainly not dumb enough to click the ads

  
  

  #12327
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  ads go by views not users

  
  

  #23675
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  porn sites have massive lurker populations too.

  anyway i'd only click on the ad if it told me it could make my dick 4 inches longer. so far they've only got up to 3.

  
  

  #23676
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Body Bag, Envelope Zipper, Heavy Duty w/ Handles – BE003 $80

  
  

  #12346
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Only a couple of posts left...

  
  

  #12398
  

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  Bono

  Boy that was short lived.

  
  

  #31772
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  well so was my little sister

  
  

  #31773
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i consumed her in utero

  
  

  #31774
  

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  CartersBird

  What

  
  

  #51843