Daily Tits For Fries and MD
Superior mammaries.
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VetmegaFAGGOT
This post has his MOST favorite and LEAST favorite things.Least favorite of course, being America
Most favorite is pretending to like straight porn
VetmegaFAGGOT
to test how long it takes PunkyGurgles to point out that these aren't really daily?
ZuckerDrGiggles
what... of course its still 'daily'. if a daily sub hasn't been posted by tomorrow then it stops being 'daily' and barret fails just like makodragon
VetBono
I thought you meant it picked up where the series left offWhich is obviouslyn't the case
ZuckerDrGiggles
depends if we are having a daily sub per member or if daily sub contribute to a continued theme...
VetBono
Okay well that's too complicated for now, fuck it. He's given out about 50 STFU's total.He has individual comments that have reached 400+
VetBarret
I bet i gave out several hundred stfu's in the last week. 99% of them being fries.
VetBarret
ah geez, you might as well just make the stats on the profiles, likes and stfus, lied and stfu'd
VetBono
that's a bit harder to do. each type of comment has its own table, and each action for that comment has its own table.Maybe have Punkybot make a call to JUST add STFUs, or JUST Likes, and return that when summoned
VetBono
The most complicated query on the entire site is the one that displays comments.Parent Comments, Child Comments, Like and Stuff records, timestamps, all taken and returned in one single query to reduce load on the database. I'm an SQL god pretty much.
VetBarret
"I'm an SQL god pretty much" I remember another jew saying something like that once.Didn't turn out well.
VetBono
Well when he said it, he lied. He couldn't even return tags in the order you typed them.
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Bono
Definitely... Uuoody has been gracing the site for 6+ months, but really, it's only felt like 6 minutes.With my head under water.
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Zuckerbamford
it's okay I was only checking my old comments.i will return to own you proper in a while.
Vetmakodragon
it's easy to sit there behind your anonymity and talk shit about other users...But it also makes you a massive pussy. Pwned.
Zuckerbamford
its easy to sit there behind a gay ass button and talk about pressing itthen never press it
Zuckerbamford
i am makodragon, modfag, destroyer of worlds, and neutered beyond gender recognition
Vetmakodragon
Nah, I don't wanna ban you bro. I kinda like you.Welcome to Zucko, wankchops.
VetBarret
Go easy on the old chap Bamford, he's had a long rough life, watching British comedy and stuff...Also he's my bestiest buddy!
Vetmakodragon
Diplomacy +10user: bumford was disarmed by The Barret and makodragon's parlaying
Pwned then tamed. Like a wild beast.
VetBarret
Full disclosure, I spelled that bannedform at first. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Vetmakodragon
heh, so now that bumford reveals herself to have a vagina, I'm supposed to treat them differently? You're the desperate ones. Desperate for a sniff of gash that you will never get.
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
someone said menso they are now a woman
you are so hopeful, so hopped up on the scent of imaginary minge
Vetmakodragon
Then what exactly am I ruining? Hey, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.Maybe it's just a phrase that doesn't translate very well from shitholian
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