Suicide Jumper Leaps into World of Hurt

While laughing faggot looks on apathetically.

Points: 15

by makodragon

Submitted on Jan 24, 2018

NSFL

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  FredGspotSanford

  Let me get my truck and run him over myself

  
  

  #10243
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Surprisingly bouncy...

  
  

  #10254
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  True story....I used to work in the Statler office building in Boston that was part of the old Statler Hotel. One night a guy intent on killing himself rents a room on the fifth floor....a cheep room that had a window opening onto a central courtyard. Unbeknownst to him, the first four floors of the courtyard were filled in with kitchens and stuff. So he writes a note, gets snot flying drunk, opens the window, and does a Superman exit. He falls four feet to a gravel roof and got a bloody face.

  
  

  #10256
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  did you help him finish the job?

  
  

  #20059
  

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  CartersBird

  These are the questions, Uuoody.

  
  

  #20168
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Join the club....aren't we all looking for answers?

  
  

  #20175
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Could've waited for a semi to drive by.

  
  

  #10272
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  good

  
  

  #10305