Alligator Attempts to Eat a Turtle

The ultimate Gobstopper/Jawbreaker!

Points: 16

by makodragon

Submitted on Dec 28, 2017

Nature is Metal

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I hope it choked

  
  

  #8791
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  A hard exoskeleton, while being cumbersome and a pain in the ass during sex and most other activities, can at times be very useful. (From the Junior Woodchucks Manual)

  
  

  #8794
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Neither one of them has anything else to do

  
  

  #8797
  
  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  about the same level of futility as shutting up that fuckhead punky loser

  
  

  #8801
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Only one way to skin a turtle and dat ain't it.

  
  

  #8804
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  upvote for correct definition between turtle and tortoise

  
  

  #8812
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that's better

  
  

  #17255
  

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  makodragon

  Wow, two fries upvotes in a day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg

  
  

  #17256
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  remember this day well bro

  
  

  #17257
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Something tells me this turtle has been in this predicament before.

  
  

  #8821
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Scaldyballs

  That must be annoyign as fuck for the cunt

  
  

  #13504