Alligator Cannibal

Even alligators hate alligators.

Points: 14

by makodragon

Submitted on Dec 28, 2017

Nature is Metal

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  Bono

  He has a powerful gator dong.

  
  

  #8789
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  "Eat me, old man".....and that was about the last thing he said.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  I'd say the same to you, but I'm smart enough to realize that Uuoody outweighs me by 700 pounds and can exert 2400 psi with his powerful jaws.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If you're a turtle, you're safe. Are you a turtle? <google that to get the correct answer

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Turtles are not safe...

  
  

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  CartersBird

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VU0pHB7-s

  
  

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  glandmilker

  its saving the butt hole for later

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  upvote for correct definition between turtle and tortoise

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Reply fail?

  
  

  #17243
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  wrong fucking sub.... wtf ...

  
  

  #17253