Cucumber

A green cucumber

Points: 12

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Dec 20, 2017

Freak Porn

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  thank you JS for an excellent early morning harvest

  
  

  #8303
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Don't you have your own tucked way, way up your own arse?

  
  

  #16126
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  if you weren't such a stupid fuck, you might be around right now to banter with.

  
  

  #16183
  

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  CartersBird

  IF is a powerful word, megaman.

  
  

  #19170
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Why is it never hot bitches?

  
  

  #8315
  

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  Bono

  they can use big dicks in place of vegetables

  
  

  #16137
  

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  makodragon

  Filthy slags!

  
  

  #16138
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Buncha whooores

  
  

  #16140
  
  
  

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  Barret

  I give up on UbiChat for now. Nag ya guys later.

  
  

  #8320
  

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  Bono

  but now compliment the CDN

  
  

  #16162
  

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  Bono

  please

  
  

  #16163
  

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  Bono

  oh god I've failed

  
  

  #16164
  

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  Barret

  You are a disgrace to the whole jewish race.

  
  

  #16165
  

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  Bono

  I only know a few phrases in conversational German, thanks to my grammy.

  They are "Jews are forbidden" and "Enter the oven!"

  
  

  #16166
  

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  Bono

  Juden Forboten

  Betreten den ofen

  
  

  #16167
  

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  Bono

  "Betreten" is of course a conjugated verb, the kind you would use when speaking to a group

  
  

  #16168
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  did you ever ask grandma why she was teaching you that

  
  

  #16179
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Self-hating jew ring a bell? D-UH!

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  self-hating jew is redundant

  
  

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  Rooster65

  No plop at the end? Nevermind no sound.

  
  

  #8326
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/OOUolg5oM7M

  
  

  #8342
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Still looking for that similar vid of some black chick getting a dildo from her ass removed.

  I remember the moans of pain she made gave me a bono.

  
  

  #8369
  

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  Barret

  Thanks google for clearing that up.

  
  

  #16239